Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy Dog Tag Keychain in Black, Laser Engraved
Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy Dog Tag Keychain in Black, Laser EngravedLow stock: 1 left
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A GetBullish exclusive, laser engraved so the letters cannot come off.
This black metal dog tag keychain carries a lot of words for a small object — which is kind of the point. It's a secret message you have to get close to read. The kind of thing you notice on someone's keys and immediately know something important about them.
Keychain reads: WE WILL DANCE ON THE GRAVES OF THE PATRIARCHY AND DRINK THE BITTER TEARS OF MEDIOCRE MEN.
Note, we don't have anything against mediocre men per se. Just mediocre men put in charge of things that exemplary non-men should be in charge of. YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN.
- Black with white type
- Metal dog tag
- Laser engraved — letters will not fade or peel
- Themes: feminist keychain, patriarchy, GetBullish exclusive, dog tag, feminist gift
Wording by Jen Dziura
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