Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Slouchy Canvas Tote in Black
Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Slouchy Canvas Tote in Black63 in stock
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When you have the spirit of Daria, but also perimenopause! When your cat eye glasses are necessary to read pill bottles! You still look good in Docs, babe.
This high quality silk screened canvas tote has unique rounded handles, all made of a single piece of fabric. A GetBullish original!
- Cotton
- Tote bag body is 13.5" x 14"
- Canvas handles
By GetBullish
Editorial Note
I was born right at the tail end of Gen X, but I 100% identify with the generation that knows that an egg frying in a pan is your brain on drugs. We declared ourselves adults at 18 or before and never looked back. I still capitalize my text messages. You too? Enjoy.
Jen D.
Owner
MIni FAQ
What is GetBullish?
Our company started as a blog about women and careers (hence the name), and grew into a store with over 5,000 unique gift items!
We've been in business for 13 years and have reliably served tens of thousands of customers (and we love them all!)
Read more About Us, or start at the front page and see the whole store?
Is this a good place for holiday gift shopping?
The literal best! We have over 5,000 gifts in stock and have been shipping orders since 2013.
You can see over 2,800 verified reviews around our site! We're so happy you found us.
Check the menu at the top for all our categories, or start with some favorites:
New, Socks, Mugs, Gifts Under $30, Gifts for Guys, Jewelry
Where are you located?
Offices in Brooklyn with an additional warehouse in Michigan. All items ship fast from the US!
When will it ship?
Packing time is just 1-2 business days (except made to order items). Priority shipping available.
Shipping and Returns?
We offer free US shipping on orders over $50. Shipping rates for other US orders are based on weight and begin at $6.99. Returns within 30 days are available on request – just message help@getbullish.com for assistance!
Can I save it for later?
Use the "Add to Wishlist" button below the cart button to start a wishlist. As with any shopping site, you'll need to create an account to save a wish list.
Access the wishlist anytime here or by clicking the heart 🤍 icon at the top of the page.
Please note, however, that most of the items in our store are held in quantities fewer than six! So it's best to grab items before they disappear 💨
Do you ship to my country?
We ship to nearly every country in the world with UPS International (3-7 business days) and DHL (1-3 business days).
Note that we no longer offer USPS international shipping due to increasingly complicated customs, tariffs, etc. While UPS and DHL can be pricy, the items arrive promptly and duties-paid 📬
Items we cannot ship internationally include food, body products, liquids include lavatory mists, made to order apparel and drinkware, and wooden items if going to Australia. Nearly everything else can be shipped anywhere.
What are your values?
We are a small, woman-owned, LGBTQ-enthusiastic business in Mamdani's New York, baby!
Bold items for bold women (but also for the whole family), extreme competence in telling you about what we stock, and helping YOU get things done by finding all the best gifts, putting them in one place, and letting you feel 💯 about shopping here.
This bag gets me, I feel seen. And above that, it's a great quality tote to carry this things that I can't even.
absolutely love this bag and it’s message!
Mother in law LOVED this bag - it was a gift and she got a big kick out of it.
Bought these as gifts. Everyone loved them!
Got this bag for my 73 year old mom who screams at the tv throughout election season, she loves it!
Nice quality and the print makes me smile. Wish it was just a wee bit bigger but I like it.
Fits nicely over my shoulder. Super good material and construction
Love it!
Now, get off of my lawn!
Kisses!