Real Butter Extra Creamy Do Not Eat Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap
Real Butter Extra Creamy Do Not Eat Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan SoapLow stock: 8 left
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Soft, creamy, and downright irresistible — but don’t eat it! The Butter Do Not Eat Bar Soap is a hilarious twist on clean living. With its rich butter scent and smooth, vegan-friendly formula, this handmade soap lathers beautifully while keeping your skin soft, nourished, and smelling amazing.
Handcrafted by artisan soap makers, each bar is unique, shrink-wrapped in kraft paper, and made to bring smiles (and great skin) to your daily routine. Perfect as a funny gift, kitchen sink soap, or cheeky self-care treat — because hygiene should always come with humor.
- Reads: "Real Butter Extra Creamy"
- Scent: Butter
- Type: Handmade, vegan bar soap
- Net Weight: 6 oz
- Dimensions: 3 ½" L × 2 ¾" W × 1" H
- Packaging: Shrink-wrapped with kraft brown label
- Use: Cleanses and moisturizes with rich lather
- Note: Each bar is handmade, so no two are identical
- Stocking stuffer, Secret Santa gift, gag gift, joke gift, white elephant gift
- The perfect White Elephant Gift, since hilarious body products get big laughs but are also useful (and smell great!)
Clean hands, full hearts — no toast required. 🧼🧈😄
By Whiskey River Soap Co.
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