White keychain reads: OUT OF PATIENCE FOR DEEPLY DISAPPOINTING MEN IN UNMERITED POSITIONS OF AUTHORITY in black lettering. 

• Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
  
• Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring.
  
• Materials: plastic and metal

A Get Bullish exclusive by Jen Dziura 

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