
BlueQ Socks, Bags, Oven Mitts, Dish Towels, Coin Purse, Aprons, Pouches, Lip Shit Gifts Under $20 | Get Bullish Store
If your home and wardrobe could use a little more sass (and maybe a touch of profanity), BlueQ has you covered — literally, from socks to aprons. Known for sharp one-liners and ridiculous doodles, this brand turns everyday stuff like tea towels, oven mitts, and coin purses into laugh-out-loud treasures. Yes, you really can dry dishes, carry groceries, and keep your toes warm while also making your friends spit out their coffee.
BlueQ is legendary for its socks — both women’s and men’s — featuring everything from snarky insults to motivational-but-mostly-sarcastic quips. But that’s just the beginning. You’ll also find bags of all shapes and sizes: reusable shoppers for hauling groceries, sturdy shoulder totes, oversized pouches for organizing your chaos, and tiny coin purses for when you need exact change and an exact laugh.
The kitchen gets its share of mischief too. Oven mitts with bold designs and apron slogans that are wildly inappropriate for dinner with grandma? Absolutely. Dish towels that say the quiet part out loud? We’ve got them. Basically, BlueQ proves that kitchenware doesn’t have to be boring — it can be cheeky, sweary, and maybe slightly dangerous to your dinner guests’ sense of propriety.
And then there’s the weird-but-delightful extras: lavatory mists to freshen up your bathroom with a wink, lip balms bluntly labeled “Lip Shit,” and lotions or bubble baths that talk a little smack while moisturizing your skin. Even your cat can get in on the fun thanks to BlueQ’s catnip toys, because honestly, why should humans have all the irreverent joy?
At GetBullish, we stock a huge lineup of BlueQ gifts under $20, plus thousands more quirky, funny, and unapologetic finds from other indie designers. We ship fast from Brooklyn, NY, with free U.S. shipping on orders over $50. Want to know more about what makes us tick (and cackle)? Check out the story behind GetBullish right here.
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I Like Who I'm Becoming Zipper Pouch | 9.5" X 7.25" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 11.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 11.99 USD -
Doodle Party Pencil Case | 4.25" x 8.5" | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 7.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 7.99 USD -
Dear Wine, Yes Thermal Oven Mitt | Kitchen Thermal Single Pot Holder | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 6.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 16.99 USDSale price $ 6.95 USDSale -
I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt | Kitchen Thermal Single Pot Holder | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 7.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 16.99 USDSale price $ 7.95 USDSale -
This Shit Is Ridiculous - I'm Busy Women's Ankle Socks | BlueQ at GetBullish
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Having An Affair With The Food Delivery Guy Screen-Printed Dish Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 13.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 13.99 USD -
I'll Bake Love To You Funny Cooking and BBQ Apron Unisex 2 Pockets Adjustable Strap 100% Cotton | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 11.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 34.99 USDSale price $ 11.99 USDSale -
Cute As A Bitchy Button Women's Crew Socks | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 6.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 13.99 USDSale price $ 6.99 USDSale -
Weed Farm To Table Funny Cooking and BBQ Apron | Funny Marijuana Themed Unisex 2 Pockets Adjustable Strap 100% Cotton | BlueQ at GetBullish
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Green Aren't Boring You're Boring Funny Cooking Apron | Unisex 2 Pockets Adjustable Strap 100% Cotton | Vegetarian Gift | BlueQ at GetBullish
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I'm A Lil' Barista Funny Cooking and Coffeemaking Apron Unisex 2 Pockets Adjustable Strap 100% Cotton | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 11.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 34.99 USDSale price $ 11.99 USDSale -
Now With More Holy Shit Funny Cooking and BBQ Apron Unisex 2 Pockets Adjustable Strap 100% Cotton | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 11.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 34.99 USDSale price $ 11.99 USDSale -
Learn Your Baby Animals Oven Mitt with Animal Design | Kitchen Thermal Single Pot Holder | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 6.79 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 16.99 USDSale price $ 6.79 USDSale -
I'm Gonna A La Mode The Fuck Out Of This Oven Mitt | Kitchen Thermal Single Pot Holder | Gift for Her
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 4.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 16.99 USDSale price $ 4.99 USDSale -
Anti-Mansplaining I Already Knew That Women's Ankle Socks | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 7.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 12.99 USDSale price $ 7.99 USDSale -
Yes, Girl, Yes Women's Ankle Socks | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 7.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 11.99 USDSale price $ 7.99 USDSale -
BlueQ Try Sucking At Something For Once Women's Crew Dress Socks | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 5.19 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 12.99 USDSale price $ 5.19 USDSale -
BlueQ She Had Traveled Far Women's Crew Socks | Gift for Her
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 5.19 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 12.99 USDSale price $ 5.19 USDSale -
The Dog'll Get It Screen-Printed Multicolored Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Kitchen Tea Hand Cotton Dish Cloth | 28" x 21" | BlueQ at GetBullish
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It Wasn't Nothing, It Was A Hell Of A Lot Funny Cooking and BBQ Apron Unisex 2 Pockets Adjustable Strap 100% Cotton | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 11.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 34.99 USDSale price $ 11.99 USDSale -
Cats. Slightly Obsessed With Them Funny Cooking and BBQ Apron Unisex 2 Pockets Adjustable Strap 100% Cotton | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 9.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 34.99 USDSale price $ 9.99 USDSale -
Boss Lady Cowgirl Western Retro Funny Cooking and BBQ Apron 2 Pockets Adjustable Strap 100% Cotton | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 11.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 34.99 USDSale price $ 11.99 USDSale -
My Meat Is Local Funny Cooking and BBQ Apron Unisex 2 Pockets Adjustable Strap 100% Cotton | BlueQ at GetBullish | Father's Day Gift
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 11.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 34.99 USDSale price $ 11.99 USDSale -
Cooking Makes Me So Thirsty Funny Cooking and BBQ Apron Unisex 2 Pockets Adjustable Strap 100% | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 11.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 34.99 USDSale price $ 11.99 USDSale
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