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The Human Body is 70% Water Except Yours You Dehydrated B*tch Motel Style Keychain in Blue

The Human Body is 70% Water Except Yours You Dehydrated B*tch Motel Style Keychain in Blue

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Keychain reads THE HUMAN BODY IS 70% WATER EXCEPT YOURS YOU DEHYDRATED BITCH in motel style design.

Make yourself feel like you're always at the Bitch Motel with our You Dehydrated Bitch Motel Style Keychain! This hilarious keychain adds a fun touch to your set of keys and is the perfect way to celebrate the power of female friendship.

Details:

  • Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.
  • Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring.
  • Materials: plastic and metal
  • GET BULLISH in small type on the back

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