Hell Passport Notebook

You'd think that getting into Hell would be easy. It USED to be – but like airport travel and filing tax returns, everything is more complex these days. 

Have no fear! The Hell Passport notebook can make your passage into eternal damnation a piece of Devil's food cake. It looks and feels just like an actual passport with a place for personal information, a passport photo, and useful travel tips. And if you don't have any immediate plans to go to Hell, it also functions as a handy and cool little notebook to jot down your most devilish thoughts. (Warning: the pages are not flame retardant, so keep your passport a safe distance from the burning brimstone, okay?) 

Ruled pages to keep track of all the goings-on in your circle of Hell.

3.5" x 5". 64 pages.

By Unemployed Philosophers Guild