Women's Socks | Crew Socks | Ankle Socks | Dress Socks | Novelty Socks | GetBullish

For centuries, women were expected to shove their feet and legs into impossibly delicate stockings that could be ruined by a single wayward fingernail. History books tell us that in 1892, renowned suffragist Elizabeth Cady Stanton famously declared "This whole situation is absolute nonsense" when she ripped her fourth pair of stockings that week while climbing onto a soapbox.

The real hosiery revolution began in the 1920s, when famed tennis champion Suzanne Lenglen scandalized Wimbledon by rolling down her stockings to knee-length, inventing or at least foreshadowing women's athletic socks – and proceeded to absolutely demolish her opponents while enjoying unprecedented ankle mobility.

By the 1940s, women working in factories during WWII had fully embraced the practical sock, realizing that building airplanes was significantly easier when you weren't worried about running your stockings.

The final victory came in the 1960s, when women collectively realized that life was too short for uncomfortable legwear, and the modern era of cozy, quirky, personality-filled socks was born.

Some historians claim you can still hear the echo of thousands of pairs of stockings being ceremonially burned in triumphant bonfires of liberation, though others insist that's just the sound of modern women cackling with joy while buying their tenth pair of socks covered in profanity.

We've collected the best sassy, sweary, and stylish socks that tell it like it is. From workout-ready grip socks to office-appropriate rebellion, our women's socks collection brings attitude to every outfit.

Looking for funny socks with personality? Our collection ranges from subtly snarky to delightfully profane. We've curated selections from bold brands like "BlueQ" and "Primitives by Kathy", who know how to make a statement. For those who love unique designs, check out the creative styles from "Questionables", "Funkyrel", and "7 Days".

Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for gifts for women, our socks with sayings and graphic socks make every outfit more interesting. Need something for the office? Our crew socks keep your rebellious messages hidden until you're ready to show them off. "Gumball Poodle" brings bold colors while "Fabdaz" delivers pop culture sass. Working from home? Skip the subtle approach and embrace our most outrageous designs.

For the fitness enthusiast, "Life by Lexie" creates grip socks perfect for barre, yoga, and Pilates, while "Living Royal" offers workout socks that combine style with performance. Choose from ankle socks for a modern look or knee highs for classic style with a twist.

Holiday shopping? We've got you covered with Christmas socks full of seasonal sass and Valentine's Day socks that say what you really mean. Our floral socks and novelty designs get updated regularly to keep up with trends and topical humor. For those who want their socks to make a difference, "Conscious Step" creates designs that support various causes.

Want to build out a full sock collection? We have frequent sales to build your own multi-packs or gift box – perfect for starting your journey into the world of expressive hosiery. If you're looking for options for everyone in the family, check out our men's socks collection too - many of our styles are unisex!

From sweary socks that would make your grandmother blush to elegant patterns that still pack a punch, we've got socks for every occasion. Our curated collection features both classic styles (with hidden messages, of course) and colorful statement pieces that refuse to be ignored.

About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned company operating from our sunny warehouse in Brooklyn's Industry City. Since 2010, we've grown from a woman-powered career advice column into a curated gift shop specializing in snarky, irreverent products that make people laugh – and sometimes make them think. Check out our newest arrivals for fresh sass, or browse any of the categories in the menu above for inspiration.

From our signature sweary stickers and tees to our famous "bitter tears of mediocre men" keychains, we design and curate products that blend humor with a dash of rebellion. While we started with woman-power focused accessories (our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn – a "bullicorn," naturally), we've expanded to include gifts for everyone who appreciates smart humor and wordplay. Shipping daily from Brooklyn with love and a heavy dose of attitude.