Pens and Pencils | Giftable Pen and Pencil Sets | Funny and Sweary Pens

People can't stop talking about our pen and pencil sets, which help you express your very strong opinions in ways you can't always do in person with your actual mouth. Tell people you're a badass b*tch, that this meeting is bullsh*t, that you're feminist or queer as f*ck...you get the idea. We also do inspirational (let's do this, take the leap, do great things...). Both types of messages are, of course, quite helpful and bracing to have around. That's why we made and/or curated them. Invite them to your desk today!

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You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush.

From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of woman-powered gifts, gifts under $30, gifts for men, snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, funny tea towels, Christmas gifts, white elephant gifts, and cleverly inappropriate treats to customers who appreciate humor with substance.

Our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding and designing items that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter. Oh, and – we've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷