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Legend has it that socks were invented entirely by accident in 10,000 BCE when cave-dwelling teenager Og refused to clean their room.

After months of tossing dirty clothes and leftover mammoth-wool scraps into the same corner, Og stepped right into a pile of compressed wool that had been perfectly molded into foot shape by weeks of stomping past it.

To everyone's surprise, Og's feet were suddenly warm and cozy – and the world's first sock was born. The invention spread quickly through the village, leading to history's first recorded case of missing socks when Og's parent couldn't find the matching one in the mess.

Some anthropologists claim this is also the origin of the "just clean your room" parental lecture, though this remains hotly debated.

The real breakthrough came when someone realized you could actually make socks on purpose instead of waiting for them to spontaneously form in messy bedrooms, though to this day, single socks still mysteriously disappear – presumably returning to their ancient breeding grounds underneath prehistoric teenagers' beds.

We've collected the best swearing, cussing and snarky socks for the dude in your life with a sense of humor and love of socks. Men's socks come in shoe sizes 7-12.

Shopping for funny socks for young men? Our collection ranges from mildly amusing to downright profane. We've curated selections from irreverent brands like "BlueQ" and "Archie McPhee", who never met a swear word they didn't want to put on a sock. For those who prefer their humor a bit more subtle, check out the clever designs from "Anydaze" and "Funatic".

Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for gifts for men, our novelty men's socks and graphic socks make a statement. Perfect for the office? You bet – rock these subversive designs with your dress pants, keeping the message hidden until you kick your feet up. "Gumball Poodle" brings the bold and colorful, while "Fabdaz" delivers on the pop culture references. Working from home? Skip the stuffy office socks altogether and go full chaotic with our most outrageous designs.

Holiday shopping? We've got you covered with Christmas socks full of seasonal snark and Valentine's Day socks that say what you really mean. Our trendy men's socks collection gets updated regularly with new designs that keep up with pop culture references and internet memes. For those who want their socks to make a difference, "Conscious Step" creates designs that support various causes.

Want to build out a full sock collection? We have frequent sales to build your own multi-packs or gift box – perfect for starting your journey into the world of expressive hosiery. And don't forget to browse our sale section for deals on discontinued styles. If you're looking for options for everyone in the family, check out our women's socks collection too.

From sweary men's socks that would make your grandmother blush to elegant patterns that still pack a punch, we've got socks for every occasion – even those long days at the office. Our curated collection features both plain black socks (with hidden messages, of course) and colorful statement pieces that refuse to be ignored.

About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned company operating from our sunny warehouse in Brooklyn's Industry City. Since 2010, we've grown from a woman-powered career advice column into a curated gift shop specializing in snarky, irreverent products that make people laugh – and sometimes make them think. Check out our newest arrivals for fresh sass, or browse any of the categories in the menu above for inspiration.

From our signature sweary stickers and tees to our famous "bitter tears of mediocre men" keychains, we design and curate products that blend humor with a dash of rebellion. While we started with woman-power focused accessories (our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn – a "bullicorn," naturally), we've expanded to include gifts for everyone who appreciates smart humor and wordplay. Shipping daily from Brooklyn with love and a heavy dose of attitude.