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Home decor should be both elegant and fun, and we can help with that. Our distinctive and nicely portable box signs make humorous or inspirational accents easy and affordable, and we also carry wall art prints, macrame hangings, dish towels, and SO MANY FUNNY OVEN MITTS. Seriously. Check out our oven mitts. They're amazing.
The revolution in personality-driven home goods began in 1958 when housewife-turned-rebel Martha Homesworth got spectacularly tired of catalogs insisting every kitchen should look like a sterile laboratory and every home should prioritize "tasteful neutrals" over actual personality. After hosting yet another dinner party where guests complimented her "brave" choice to display a humorous dish towel, Martha had enough. She started a mail-order business selling home goods that were both functional and funny, practical and personal. Her catalog's tagline declared: "Your home should make you smile, not look like a furniture showroom." Sales exploded as people realized their kitchens could have personality, their bathrooms could crack jokes, and their living rooms could reflect who they actually were rather than what design magazines dictated. Martha proved that quality and humor weren't mutually exclusive – you could have both sophistication and a doormat that says exactly what you're thinking.
Transform your space with home goods that actually reflect your personality. From "BlueQ's" legendary dish towels that say what everyone's thinking to lavatory mists with names like "The Plop Thickens" (because bathroom humor never gets old), we've curated items that balance function with fun. Our oven mitts deserve special mention – they're not just protective gear, they're conversation starters that happen to prevent burns.
Stock your kitchen with cleverly designed utensils like cat-shaped pizza cutters and googly-eyed pasta servers from "OTOTO". Light candles that smell amazing while displaying vintage photographs with snarky captions. Add gothic charcuterie boards for sophisticated entertaining or Baphomet ashtrays for your witchy aesthetic. Our doormats set expectations before guests even enter ("Hope You Like Cats"), while our planters add personality to your plant collection.
Perfect for housewarming gifts that show you actually know the recipient, treating yourself to home goods that spark joy every time you use them, or slowly replacing all your boring kitchen stuff with items that make cooking more entertaining. From practical items like measuring spoons shaped like cherries to purely decorative felt rose bouquets, each piece brings personality to everyday spaces.
Whether you're building a maximalist kitchen filled with character or just adding strategic pops of humor to an otherwise minimalist space, our housewares collection proves that functional doesn't mean boring. Your home is where you spend most of your time – it should make you laugh, feel inspired, or at minimum, accurately represent your level of tolerance for unexpected guests.
About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned Brooklyn-based company that started as a career advice column in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush. From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, and cleverly inappropriate gifts to customers who appreciate humor with substance. Our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn (a "bullicorn") because we believe in mixing business aggression with magical thinking – and our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding gifts that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter.
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Yes, Girl Large Pink Tea Towel | Extra Large 20" W x 27.5" L | In a Gift Box! | Gift for Her
Vendor:SlantRegular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 19.95 USDSale price $ 14.95 USDSale -
Floral Profusion 8" Embroidery Kit
Vendor:PopLush EmbroideryRegular price $ 22.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 29.95 USDSale price $ 22.95 USDSale -
I Am Sorry For The Things I Said When I Was Hungry Spatula With A Wooden Handle
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 11.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 11.95 USD -
True Friends Don't Care if Your House is Dirty, They Care If You Have Wine Spatula With A Wooden Handle
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 11.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 11.95 USD -
Dog Hair Is Part of The Recipe Spatula With A Wooden Handle
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 11.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 11.95 USD -
Welcome to Adulthood You Have a Favorite Spatula Now Spatula With A Wooden Handle
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 11.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 11.95 USD -
Just A Little Ray Of Pitch Black Inset Wooden Box Sign | 7" x 3" Quote Decor
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 11.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 11.95 USD -
Having An Affair With The Food Delivery Guy Screen-Printed Dish Towel | BlueQ at GetBullish
Vendor:BlueQRegular price $ 13.99 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 13.99 USD -
Make It Happen 3"x3" Paperweight in Black
Vendor:HeartfeltRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 13.95 USD -
Never Give Up 3"x3" Paperweight | Black Geometric Pattern
Vendor:HeartfeltRegular price $ 7.78 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 13.95 USDSale price $ 7.78 USDSale -
Make It Happen 10" x 5" Valet Tray | Vegan Leather Trinket Tray for Dresser or Desk | Motivational Quote Gift
Vendor:HeartfeltRegular price $ 19.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 19.95 USD -
Classic Dad Gift! Best Dad Ever 3"x3" Paperweight in Gift Box
Vendor:HeartfeltRegular price $ 7.78 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 13.95 USDSale price $ 7.78 USDSale -
Mom Boss 10" x 5" Valet Tray | Vegan Leather Trinket Tray for Dresser or Desk | Motivational Quote Gift
Vendor:HeartfeltRegular price $ 8.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 19.95 USDSale price $ 8.95 USDSale -
Underestimate Me, That'll Be Fun Collins Glass in Pink
Vendor:SlantRegular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.95 USD -
Make Boss Moves Collins Glass in Coral and Gold
Vendor:SlantRegular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.95 USD -
I Do It For Me Stemless Wine Glass in Purple | 20 Oz.
Vendor:SlantRegular price $ 7.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 12.95 USDSale price $ 7.00 USDSale -
Yes, Girl Hexagon Mug & Saucer Set in Pink
Vendor:SlantRegular price $ 24.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 24.95 USD -
Fearless Mug, Tray and Spoon Set
Vendor:SlantRegular price $ 18.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 26.95 USDSale price $ 18.99 USDSale -
Cat Butt Cast Iron Tissue Holder | 9.5" Tall | Real Cast Iron, Virtually Indestructible
Vendor:47th & MainRegular price $ 38.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 38.95 USD -
Haute & Flashy Silver Pattern Crown Pen | Giftable Quote Pens | Novelty Office Desk Supplies
Vendor:Santa Barbara Design StudioRegular price $ 8.87 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 17.95 USDSale price $ 8.87 USDSale -
White and Gold Polka Dot Crown Pen - Set of 12 | Giftable Pens | Novelty Office Desk Supplies
Vendor:Santa Barbara Design StudioRegular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.95 USD -
This Beautiful Mess Glass Dome Paperweight
Vendor:Santa Barbara Design StudioRegular price $ 17.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 17.95 USD -
Love Makes A House A Home Dish Towel
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 13.95 USDSale price $ 12.95 USDSale -
Tacotarian Woven Bright Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Ultra Soft and Absorbent Jacquard | All-Over Design | Unfolds 20" x 28" | Giftable
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 5.66 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 10.95 USDSale price $ 5.66 USDSale
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You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush.
From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of woman-powered gifts, gifts under $30, gifts for men, snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, funny tea towels, Christmas gifts, white elephant gifts, and cleverly inappropriate treats to customers who appreciate humor with substance.
Our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding and designing items that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter. Oh, and – we've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷























