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Home decor should be both elegant and fun, and we can help with that. Our distinctive and nicely portable box signs make humorous or inspirational accents easy and affordable, and we also carry wall art prints, macrame hangings, dish towels, and SO MANY FUNNY OVEN MITTS. Seriously. Check out our oven mitts. They're amazing.
The revolution in personality-driven home goods began in 1958 when housewife-turned-rebel Martha Homesworth got spectacularly tired of catalogs insisting every kitchen should look like a sterile laboratory and every home should prioritize "tasteful neutrals" over actual personality. After hosting yet another dinner party where guests complimented her "brave" choice to display a humorous dish towel, Martha had enough. She started a mail-order business selling home goods that were both functional and funny, practical and personal. Her catalog's tagline declared: "Your home should make you smile, not look like a furniture showroom." Sales exploded as people realized their kitchens could have personality, their bathrooms could crack jokes, and their living rooms could reflect who they actually were rather than what design magazines dictated. Martha proved that quality and humor weren't mutually exclusive – you could have both sophistication and a doormat that says exactly what you're thinking.
Transform your space with home goods that actually reflect your personality. From "BlueQ's" legendary dish towels that say what everyone's thinking to lavatory mists with names like "The Plop Thickens" (because bathroom humor never gets old), we've curated items that balance function with fun. Our oven mitts deserve special mention – they're not just protective gear, they're conversation starters that happen to prevent burns.
Stock your kitchen with cleverly designed utensils like cat-shaped pizza cutters and googly-eyed pasta servers from "OTOTO". Light candles that smell amazing while displaying vintage photographs with snarky captions. Add gothic charcuterie boards for sophisticated entertaining or Baphomet ashtrays for your witchy aesthetic. Our doormats set expectations before guests even enter ("Hope You Like Cats"), while our planters add personality to your plant collection.
Perfect for housewarming gifts that show you actually know the recipient, treating yourself to home goods that spark joy every time you use them, or slowly replacing all your boring kitchen stuff with items that make cooking more entertaining. From practical items like measuring spoons shaped like cherries to purely decorative felt rose bouquets, each piece brings personality to everyday spaces.
Whether you're building a maximalist kitchen filled with character or just adding strategic pops of humor to an otherwise minimalist space, our housewares collection proves that functional doesn't mean boring. Your home is where you spend most of your time – it should make you laugh, feel inspired, or at minimum, accurately represent your level of tolerance for unexpected guests.
About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned Brooklyn-based company that started as a career advice column in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush. From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, and cleverly inappropriate gifts to customers who appreciate humor with substance. Our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn (a "bullicorn") because we believe in mixing business aggression with magical thinking – and our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding gifts that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter.
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The Breakfast Crew Kitchen Towel | Funny Farmhouse Dish Towel | Cotton Kitchen Decor Gift
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
What A Sweet Day Kitchen Towel | Cute Farmhouse Dish Towel | Cotton Kitchen Decor Gift
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Pizza Party Kitchen Towel | Retro Disco Pizza Dish Towel | Fun Cotton Kitchen Decor Gift
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Lady Moon Wall Decor | Celestial Metal Wall Art | Gold Accent Moon Sign
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 18.97 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 27.95 USDSale price $ 18.97 USDSale -
My House Kitchen Towel | Funny Easter Chick Dish Towel | Yellow Cotton Easter Kitchen Decor
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
You Are Berry Special Kitchen Towel | Pink Strawberry & Blueberry Cotton Towel | 28” x 28”
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
You Make Me Melt Kitchen Towel | Pink Ice Cream Cotton Dish Towel | 28” x 28”
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Bohemia Wall Hanging Decor | Boho Geometric Woven Textile with Layered Fringe & Copper Bar | 14" x 24"
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 29.97 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 48.95 USDSale price $ 29.97 USDSale -
Family Of Four Spatula | Funny Mac & Cheese Quote Double-Sided Silicone Kitchen Spatula
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Hot Things Hot Pad Set of 2 | Funny Vintage Kitchen Pot Holders
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 16.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 16.95 USD -
Pull It Out Hot Pad Set of 2 | Funny Vintage Cotton Pot Holders
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 16.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 16.95 USD -
A Party Without Cake Is Just A Meeting Spatula | Funny Vintage Silicone Kitchen Spatula
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Hot Stuff Coming Through Hot Pad Set of 2 | Funny Vintage Cotton Pot Holders
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 16.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 16.95 USD -
Black & White Magnolia Floral Tray | Classic Botanical Decorative Catchall
Vendor:Lucy Lu DesignsRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Winter Flowers Botanical Classic Tray | Vintage Garden Decorative Catchall
Vendor:Lucy Lu DesignsRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Louisiana Heron Audubon Decorative Tray | Classic Bird Art Catchall
Vendor:Lucy Lu DesignsRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Dragonfly Insect Decorative Tray | Classic Nature Art Catchall
Vendor:Lucy Lu DesignsRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Vintage Orchard Ladder Bookshelf Decor | Miniature Reproduction Rustic Wooden Fruit Picking Ladder 14.5" Tall
Vendor:Tour d'HorizonRegular price $ 44.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 44.95 USD -
BNF Paris Library Steps Shelf Decor | Vintage Replica Miniature Mahogany Library Ladder Model
Vendor:Tour d'HorizonRegular price $ 49.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 49.95 USD -
Mini General Store Ladder Desktop Decor | Vintage Wooden Store Steps Decorative Accent
Vendor:Tour d'HorizonRegular price $ 49.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 49.95 USD -
Silver Sundial Compass on Stand | Classic Explorer Scientific Instrument
Vendor:Tour d'HorizonRegular price $ 39.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 39.95 USD -
Solid Wood Ornament Display Shelf for 6 Ornaments | Pine Wall Shelf for Collectibles & Stackable Bowls
Vendor:TwinkltoastRegular price $ 37.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 37.95 USD -
Pyrex-Inspired Mixing Bowl Stack Magnet | Retro Vintage Fridge Magnet
Vendor:TwinkltoastRegular price $ 8.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 8.95 USD -
Pyrex-Inspired Cotton Tea Towel | Retro Vintage Kitchen Dish Towel Gift
Vendor:TwinkltoastRegular price $ 18.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 18.95 USD
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You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush.
From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of woman-powered gifts, gifts under $30, gifts for men, snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, funny tea towels, Christmas gifts, white elephant gifts, and cleverly inappropriate treats to customers who appreciate humor with substance.
Our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding and designing items that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter. Oh, and – we've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷





















