
GetBullish Original Keychains
Your keys unlock your apartment, your car, your snack stash — why not let your keychain unlock your personality, too? Our GetBullish Original Keychains collection features exclusive designs made in-house for feminists, introverts, cheese lovers, and anyone who likes their accessories with maximum sass, minimal nonsense, and unapologetic self-expression.
From tongue-in-cheek mantras to quirky shapes and designs that make your keys impossible to lose (and impossible to ignore), these keychains are perfect for gifting or keeping for yourself. Whether you're into cheeky reminders of your power, subtle rebellion, or just want your keyring to match your personality, this collection's got your back.
Here at GetBullish, we definitely have some of our faves:
Ready to spark some joy and rebellion? The Devour the Patriarchy Keychain combines your appetite for change with your love of making a statement. Cute, bold, and ready to smash systems — one snarky accessory at a time.
Or maybe your vibe is comfort, snacks, and absolutely no societal expectations — the Time To Eat Cheese With No Pants On Keychain is your permission slip to prioritize dairy and ditch the pants. No notes.
For those proudly riding the generational wave of sarcasm, the Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Keychain celebrates jaded brilliance with a wink. It's giving "I've seen it all" energy, and we love to see it.
These designs are exclusive to GetBullish — made for rebels, thinkers, snackers, and those who know their worth. Clip one to your keys, your tote, your backpack — wherever you need a pop of empowerment and a little snark.
Want to complete the look? Explore our Feminist Gift Items, shop stickers, pins, funny fridge magnets, and things we love, and curate a life that’s bold, unapologetic, and entirely you.
Your keys deserve better — get bullish about it.
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Plant Lady But Also Cat Lady Motel Style Keychain | Green
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Plant Lady But Also Dog Lady Motel Style Keychain | Green
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Smasher of the Patriarchy Feminist Motel Keychain in Red
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Keys to the Commune Motel Style Keychain in Green and Gold
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I Have a PhD in Awesome Yellow Motel Style Keychain
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OMG I DGAF Motel Keychain in Aqua Blue
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Straight People Are Weird Motel Style Keychain in Dark Red | LGBTQIA Pride Item
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Drink Water Before You Murder Someone Keychain in Marble Mint
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Beautiful and Annoyed Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Transparent Glitter
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Big Dick Energy Motel Style Keychain in Red
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Brilliant Woman Who Can Do Anything Purple Marble Keychain | Gift for Her
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ULTRA SWEARY Don't Be a C***waffle Sweary Motel Keychain in Black
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A Dad Bod is a Rad Bod Motel Style Keychain in Blue | Body Positivity Themed Funny Key Tag | Gift for Him
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Presidential Physical Fitness Test Loser Motel Style Keychain in Blue
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Awfully Gorgeous for Being this Broke and Tired Motel Style Keychain in Translucent Violet
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Say No To No Drugs Motel Style Keychain in Red
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There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain
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Plant Slut Leaf Motel Style Keychain 🌿
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I'm Poly and Yes We Have a Shared Google Calendar Motel Style Keychain in White and Gold | Polyamory Themed Funny Key Tag
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ULTRA SWEARY Go Suck Your Own D*ck in Hell Sweary Motel Keychain in Black
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Massive Extrovert Motel Style Keychain In Red
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Anything is a Superfood If It Makes You Feel Super Motel Style Keychain in Queso Gold
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ULTRA SWEARY I Swear Like a Fatherf*cking Lady Motel Keychain in Black
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All I Got For Jesus's Birthday Christmas Motel Style Keychain in Red
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You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush.
From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of woman-powered gifts, gifts under $30, gifts for men, snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, funny tea towels, Christmas gifts, white elephant gifts, and cleverly inappropriate treats to customers who appreciate humor with substance.
Our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding and designing items that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter. Oh, and – we've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷























