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Welcome to GetBullish – where snarky meets thoughtful, sweary meets sophisticated, and every product tells the patriarchy exactly where it can go. Our collection of over 5,000 unique items celebrates women who refuse to choose between ambition and humor, femininity and rebellion, or success and staying true to themselves.
What started in 2010 as a career advice column about women kicking ass in the workplace has evolved into Brooklyn's most irreverent gift shop. From our famous "dance on the graves of the patriarchy" keychains to our collection of sweary socks that say what you're really thinking, we curate products for people who appreciate gifts with substance, humor with heart, and accessories that actually mean something.
Browse our feminist gifts that range from subtle office rebellion to full-throated battle cries. Explore gothic aesthetics for elder goths and dark academia enthusiasts. Discover coquettecore pieces that celebrate feminine power. Shop groovy frog accessories for cottagecore vibes, or embrace the butter trend because why not? We've got sticker books for stressed adults, virtuous vandalism sticky notes for peaceful activists, and enough sweary merchandise to outfit your entire friend group.
Whether you're shopping for white elephant gifts, feminist swag, holiday presents, office supplies with attitude, home goods that spark joy (and conversation), or wellness products that actually work – we've curated it all with the same philosophy: life's too short for boring gifts. Every keychain, sock, mug, and sticker is chosen because it made us laugh, think, or feel something real.
Our collection includes products from over 50 brands we love (like BlueQ, Archie McPhee, Primitives by Kathy, and our own GetBullish designs) alongside handmade items from independent makers. We believe in supporting artists, celebrating humor, challenging norms, and making it easy to find gifts that are actually worth giving.
Shop by vibe, by recipient, by price point, or just scroll and see what catches your eye. Fair warning: you'll probably end up buying something for yourself along with whatever you came here for. That's not a bug, it's a feature.
About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned Brooklyn-based company that started as a career advice column in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush. From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, and cleverly inappropriate gifts to customers who appreciate humor with substance. Our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn (a "bullicorn") because we believe in mixing business aggression with magical thinking – and our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding gifts that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter.
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No Matter How Stupid You Feel Magnet | 2" x 3"
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.95 USD -
Wow, She Was So Young Birthday Greeting Card with Teal Envelope
Vendor:Santa Barbara Design StudioRegular price From $ 2.25 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 11.95 USDSale price From $ 2.25 USDSale -
I Like Big Mutts And I Cannot Lie Funny Dish Cloth Towel | Dog Lover Gift
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Set of 6 Strange Friends Birthday Greeting Card Box
Vendor:Archie McPheeRegular price $ 7.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 9.95 USDSale price $ 7.00 USDSale -
Kinda' Salty About Not Being A Mermaid Large Market Tote Bag in Mermaid Unicorn Design | 15.50" x 15.25" x 6"
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 11.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 11.95 USD -
There Is No Liberty Without Abortion 1.25" Snake Button with Flag
Vendor:GetBullishRegular price $ 0.99 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 2.50 USDSale price $ 0.99 USDSale -
Vintage Camera Necklace in Teal | Antique Brass Long Chain
Vendor:Paper & QuartzRegular price $ 13.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 13.95 USD -
Sorry I Misunderstood You - But In My Defense I Wasn't Listening Magnet | 2" x 3"
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.95 USD -
Introverts Unite Black Gray Funny Novelty Socks with Cool Design, Bold/Crazy/Unique Specialty Dress Socks
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 11.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 11.95 USD -
Retro Cassette Graphic Black White Cute Cool Small/Mini Zip Coin/Change Purse/Bag/Pouch/Wallet
Vendor:Paper & QuartzRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Don't Look Back Arrow Enamel Pin in Gold on Gift Card
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 7.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 7.95 USD -
Set of 3 Existentialist Holiday Glass Mini Ornaments in Black with Depressing Quotes from Camus, Sartre, and de Beauvoir | Gift for Her
Vendor:Archie McPheeRegular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Vivid Rainbow Stripe Washi Tape | Gift Wrapping and Craft Tape
Vendor:Paper & QuartzRegular price $ 3.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 3.95 USD -
Big Dick Energy Motel Style Keychain in Black
Vendor:GetBullishRegular price $ 8.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 8.95 USD -
I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In Fridge Magnet | 2" x 3"
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.95 USD -
5 Rules For Happiness - You Can Always Smoke a Little Weed Card
Vendor:Offensive + DelightfulRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.95 USD -
Coffee! A Lovely, Warm Alternative To Hating Everyone Fridge Magnet | 2" x 3"
Vendor:EphemeraRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.95 USD -
Some Days I'm Wednesday, Some Days I'm Morticia Motel Style Keychain In Black
Vendor:GetBullishRegular price $ 7.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 8.95 USDSale price $ 7.00 USDSale -
Punctuation Holiday Hanging Ornaments | Boxed Set of 3 | Ampersand, Question Mark and Exclamation Point
Vendor:Archie McPheeRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
You Should Stop Buying Green Bananas Birthday Greeting Card
Vendor:Santa Barbara Design StudioRegular price From $ 2.25 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 11.95 USDSale price From $ 2.25 USDSale -
Baby Got Vax'd! Flexible Vinyl Vaccination Card Holder in Blue or Black
Vendor:Rhino ParadeRegular price $ 6.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 6.95 USD -
Does Not Play Well With Others Funny Wood Refrigerator Magnet | 2" x 3"
Vendor:Driftless StudiosRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.95 USD -
Eiffel Tower Mini Scissors in Antique Bronze, Rose Gold, Silver, Iridescent, or Gold
Vendor:Paper & QuartzRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
I Cannot Adult Today - Tomorrow Doesn't Look Good Either Funny Novelty Socks | Gift for Her
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 11.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 11.95 USD
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You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush.
From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of woman-powered gifts, gifts under $30, gifts for men, snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, funny tea towels, Christmas gifts, white elephant gifts, and cleverly inappropriate treats to customers who appreciate humor with substance.
Our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding and designing items that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter. Oh, and – we've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷






















