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Welcome to GetBullish – where snarky meets thoughtful, sweary meets sophisticated, and every product tells the patriarchy exactly where it can go. Our collection of over 5,000 unique items celebrates women who refuse to choose between ambition and humor, femininity and rebellion, or success and staying true to themselves.
What started in 2010 as a career advice column about women kicking ass in the workplace has evolved into Brooklyn's most irreverent gift shop. From our famous "dance on the graves of the patriarchy" keychains to our collection of sweary socks that say what you're really thinking, we curate products for people who appreciate gifts with substance, humor with heart, and accessories that actually mean something.
Browse our feminist gifts that range from subtle office rebellion to full-throated battle cries. Explore gothic aesthetics for elder goths and dark academia enthusiasts. Discover coquettecore pieces that celebrate feminine power. Shop groovy frog accessories for cottagecore vibes, or embrace the butter trend because why not? We've got sticker books for stressed adults, virtuous vandalism sticky notes for peaceful activists, and enough sweary merchandise to outfit your entire friend group.
Whether you're shopping for white elephant gifts, feminist swag, holiday presents, office supplies with attitude, home goods that spark joy (and conversation), or wellness products that actually work – we've curated it all with the same philosophy: life's too short for boring gifts. Every keychain, sock, mug, and sticker is chosen because it made us laugh, think, or feel something real.
Our collection includes products from over 50 brands we love (like BlueQ, Archie McPhee, Primitives by Kathy, and our own GetBullish designs) alongside handmade items from independent makers. We believe in supporting artists, celebrating humor, challenging norms, and making it easy to find gifts that are actually worth giving.
Shop by vibe, by recipient, by price point, or just scroll and see what catches your eye. Fair warning: you'll probably end up buying something for yourself along with whatever you came here for. That's not a bug, it's a feature.
About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned Brooklyn-based company that started as a career advice column in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush. From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, and cleverly inappropriate gifts to customers who appreciate humor with substance. Our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn (a "bullicorn") because we believe in mixing business aggression with magical thinking – and our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding gifts that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter.
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Ancient Proverb: Nobody Sleeps When The Cat Bowl Is Empty Magnet
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I Have a PhD in Awesome Yellow Motel Style Keychain
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You're My Favorite Rose Gold Stamped Bar Keychain | Minimalist Metal Quote Keychain Stocking Stuffer
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Aggressively Rosy Crown Tiara in Rose Gold and Opal | Royalty Crown Party or Bridal Hair Accessory
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I'm Eating My Feelings Rectangle Magnet
Vendor:Shannon Martin DesignRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.95 USD -
I'm A Delicate Flower With A Side Of Fuck You Fridge Magnet
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Why Don't You Go Back To Your Home On Whore Island Fridge Magnet | 2" x 3"
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Glam Diamond Pen in Rose Gold, Gold, or Silver
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Graphic Purse Hanger Handbag Hook in Silver (9 options)
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Moonlight Ice Queen Royalty Crown Tiara in Opal and Champagne Gold or Silver (2 Options)
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So Pretty and Witty and Gay Motel Style Keychain in Red
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Support Your Local Street Cats Fridge Magnet | 2" x 3"
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Plant Lady But Also Cat Lady Motel Style Keychain | Green
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If I Was A Mormon Fundamentalist Greeting Card
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Who is This Moderation Everyone Keeps Telling Me to Drink With Rectangle Magnet
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If Lost, Return To Sexy Genius Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green
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Majestically Awkward Bold Pink Flamingo Socks | Wraparound Art | Unisex One Size
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OMG I DGAF Motel Keychain in Aqua Blue
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Handages Tiny Hand Bandages | Funny Bandages in a Metal Tin
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Oh I'm Sorry Did I Just Roll My Eyes Out Loud Rectangle Magnet
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Good Energy Quartz Crystal Pens in Gray, Amethyst and Clear
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Pen For Sexy People Only Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green
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Women's Rights Are Human Rights Magnet | 3" x 2"
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Jesus Is Coming - Look Busy Fridge Magnet | 2" x 3"
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You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush.
From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of woman-powered gifts, gifts under $30, gifts for men, snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, funny tea towels, Christmas gifts, white elephant gifts, and cleverly inappropriate treats to customers who appreciate humor with substance.
Our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding and designing items that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter. Oh, and – we've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷





















