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Welcome to GetBullish – where snarky meets thoughtful, sweary meets sophisticated, and every product tells the patriarchy exactly where it can go. Our collection of over 5,000 unique items celebrates women who refuse to choose between ambition and humor, femininity and rebellion, or success and staying true to themselves.
What started in 2010 as a career advice column about women kicking ass in the workplace has evolved into Brooklyn's most irreverent gift shop. From our famous "dance on the graves of the patriarchy" keychains to our collection of sweary socks that say what you're really thinking, we curate products for people who appreciate gifts with substance, humor with heart, and accessories that actually mean something.
Browse our feminist gifts that range from subtle office rebellion to full-throated battle cries. Explore gothic aesthetics for elder goths and dark academia enthusiasts. Discover coquettecore pieces that celebrate feminine power. Shop groovy frog accessories for cottagecore vibes, or embrace the butter trend because why not? We've got sticker books for stressed adults, virtuous vandalism sticky notes for peaceful activists, and enough sweary merchandise to outfit your entire friend group.
Whether you're shopping for white elephant gifts, feminist swag, holiday presents, office supplies with attitude, home goods that spark joy (and conversation), or wellness products that actually work – we've curated it all with the same philosophy: life's too short for boring gifts. Every keychain, sock, mug, and sticker is chosen because it made us laugh, think, or feel something real.
Our collection includes products from over 50 brands we love (like BlueQ, Archie McPhee, Primitives by Kathy, and our own GetBullish designs) alongside handmade items from independent makers. We believe in supporting artists, celebrating humor, challenging norms, and making it easy to find gifts that are actually worth giving.
Shop by vibe, by recipient, by price point, or just scroll and see what catches your eye. Fair warning: you'll probably end up buying something for yourself along with whatever you came here for. That's not a bug, it's a feature.
About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned Brooklyn-based company that started as a career advice column in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush. From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, and cleverly inappropriate gifts to customers who appreciate humor with substance. Our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn (a "bullicorn") because we believe in mixing business aggression with magical thinking – and our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding gifts that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter.
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Whistler's Mother's Lip Balm in Funny Old School Tin | Original Flavor Lip Moisturizer
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 6.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 6.95 USD -
Dat Ass Triple Milled Bar Soap | Funny Boxed Soap for Smooth, Fresh Skin
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
One Weird Trick Lip Balm in Funny Old School Tin | Vanilla Lip Moisturizer
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 6.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 6.95 USD -
70s Bush Triple Milled Bar Soap | Funny Boxed Soap & Retro Gift
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Old Soviet Lip Balm in Funny Old School Tin | Mint Lip Moisturizer
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 6.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 6.95 USD -
Tasty Time Cheese Product Do Not Eat Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.95 USD -
Sham Ham-Flavored Rectangle Do Not Eat Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.95 USD -
Slut Cake Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Retro-Inspired Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Fruit Cake Bar Soap | Funny Handmade Vegan Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 14.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 14.95 USD -
Tough Guy Lip Balm in Funny Old School Tin | Mint Flavor Lip Moisturizer
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 6.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 6.95 USD -
I Heard Your Mom Likes Her Bar Soap Hard Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Mother’s Day Triple-Milled Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Moist Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Retro Novelty Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
F*ck-O Triple Milled Boxed Bar Soap | Funny Retro Novelty Soap
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 12.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 12.95 USD -
Greasin’ Up the Pie Hole Lip Balm in Funny Old School Tin | Cherry Flavor Lip Moisturizer
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 6.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 6.95 USD -
Salted Butter Creamy Lip Balm in Funny Old School Tin | Vanilla Flavor Lip Moisturizer
Vendor:Whiskey River Soap Co.Regular price $ 6.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 6.95 USDSold out -
Christmas Past Book Box | Vintage Santa Decorative Storage Book Shaped Stash Trinket Boxes
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 26.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 26.95 USD -
I Dino If I’m On The Naughty List Christmas List Pad | Magnetic Notepad
Vendor:Primitives by KathyRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.95 USD -
Crystal Pen in Rose Gold | Decorative Writing Pen | 6.25"
Vendor:Santa Barbara Design StudioRegular price $ 7.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 8.95 USDSale price $ 7.00 USDSale -
Full of Holiday Spirits Roly Poly Glass | Festive Holiday Drinkware | 13 oz
Vendor:SlantRegular price $ 8.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 8.95 USD -
Full Of Holiday Spirits Foil Napkin | Beverage Paper Napkins | 5''
Vendor:SlantRegular price $ 5.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 5.95 USD -
This Calls for Conffetti Wine Glass | Stemless Glassware | 20 oz
Vendor:SlantRegular price $ 7.00 USDRegular priceUnit price per$ 13.95 USDSale price $ 7.00 USDSale -
Bestie Stemless Wine Glass | Drinkware Friendship Gift | 20oz
Vendor:HeartfeltRegular price $ 16.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 16.95 USD -
Heart Shape Rhinestone Aviator Sunglasses | Glam Silver Metal Frame UV400 Women’s Fashion Shades
Vendor:Emblem EyewearRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD -
Half Cat Eye Sunglasses | Vintage Half Mod Style Y2K "Clout Goggles" | UV400 Retro Women’s Shades
Vendor:Emblem EyewearRegular price $ 9.95 USDRegular priceUnit price perSale price $ 9.95 USD
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You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush.
From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of woman-powered gifts, gifts under $30, gifts for men, snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, funny tea towels, Christmas gifts, white elephant gifts, and cleverly inappropriate treats to customers who appreciate humor with substance.
Our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding and designing items that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter. Oh, and – we've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷























