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Primitives by Kathy

Once Upon A Time I Was Sweet And Innocent And Then Shit Happened Dish Cloth Towel | Novelty Tea Towel | Cute Kitchen Hand Towel | 28" x 28"

  • $ 9.95

A cotton kitchen towel features an all-over retro-inspired pattern, retro-inspired woman holding glass of wine design, and "Once Upon A Time I Was Sweet And Innocent And Then Shit Happened" sentiment.

Dishcloths, towels, are both functional and decorative - packed as one, but buy in multiples for a useful set of tea cloths for cleaning up wine spills, wiping countertops or drying your dishes.

Cotton linen retro, blend for multi purpose use, highly absorbent hand towels perfect for cleaning up after spills, environmentally friendly for reuse purposes.


  • 28" x 28"
  • Material: Cotton
  • Machine-washable

Note: Main image shows front and back designs. This is one towel only.

By Primitives by Kathy


All items ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current average fulfillment time is 1-2 business days

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