Note To Self: You Are a Fucking Badass Motherfucking Force of Nature Greeting Card
Front reads "Note To Self: Always remember that you are a fucking badass motherfucking force of nature and everyone can just go and suck a bag of dicks cuz that's just how awesome you are."
- Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5)
- INSIDE: Blank
- PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
- PRINTING: 4 Color Offset
- ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.
By Offensive + Delightful
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