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Name One Thing Better Than Coffee, You Fucking Can't Woven Funny Sweary Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel

Name One Thing Better Than Coffee, You Fucking Can't Woven Funny Sweary Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel

Regular price $ 13.99 USD
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Woven jacquard dish or tea towel reads "Name One Thing Better Than Coffee, You Fucking Can't."

Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope.

This towel features a clever design when folded, and then unfolds to show an attractive pattern all over. Woven jacquard makes for a much softer towel than other designs that are screen printed.

Super-absorbent.

100% cotton.

By BlueQ


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