Name One Thing Better Than Coffee, You Fucking Can't Woven Funny Sweary Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel
Name One Thing Better Than Coffee, You Fucking Can't Woven Funny Sweary Snarky Dish Jacquard Towel
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Woven jacquard dish or tea towel reads "Name One Thing Better Than Coffee, You Fucking Can't."
Surprise parties? Nope. World peace? Nope. Mashed potatoes? Tough call, actually, but still nope.
This towel features a clever design when folded, and then unfolds to show an attractive pattern all over. Woven jacquard makes for a much softer towel than other designs that are screen printed.
- VERY BEST QUALITY: Made from soft, super-absorbent, 100% cotton. Imported. Features luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. Unlike a printed towel, the thread colors create the design for a sweet vintage look and a soft feel.
- EASY CARE: Machine wash cold with like colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low or line dry.
- GENEROUSLY SIZED: Fully unfolds to 21" x 28", with art over the entire towel!
- GIVE BACK: One percent of the sale of Blue Q dish towels is donated to hunger relief programs throughout the world.
- FUNNY AND FREQUENTLY INAPPROPRIATE: Just one of our large selection of funny dish towels, sassy kitchen towels, inappropriate tea towels, dish towels with sayings, rude dish cloths – all hilarious gifts or home accoutrements
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