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Ümlaut Brooklyn

Give The Kids A Talk On Drugs But I Talk A Lot Of Shit When I'm High Retro Greeting Card

  • $ 5.95

Reads 'Can You Give The Kids A Talk On Drugs? Ok, But I Talk A Lot Of Shit When I'm High'. 

  • Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco-friendly recyclable sleeve
  • A2 (5.5" x 4.25") greeting card, blank inside

By Ümlaut Brooklyn 


All items ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current average fulfillment time is 1-2 business days

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