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Cryogenically Freeze Me and Wake Me When Star Trek's Real Motel Style Keychain in Red and Gold

  • $ 9.95



In Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 1 Episode 26, "The Neutral Zone," three humans from 1990 or so are awakened from stasis on the Enterprise and have varying degrees of trouble adjusting. The capitalist is dismayed to find out there's no more money. The homemaker is sad at first, but pleased to discover she has descendants on Earth. And the musician who died of "massive chemical abuse" asks for a guitar and gets along pretty well (we discover later in Picard that the replicators can replicate drugs just fine). What none of these people did, however, was ask for a uniform and to see the warp core. We have ideas.

This keychain reads: CRYOGENICALLY FREEZE ME AND WAKE ME WHEN STAR TREK'S REAL in gold.

Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags.

  • Approximate size: 3.75" x 1.75" and comes on a split ring.
  • Materials: plastic and metal
  • Words on front only

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