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I'm Basically Captain Picard with Tits Motel Style Keychain in Dark Red

I'm Basically Captain Picard with Tits Motel Style Keychain in Dark Red

Regular price $13.00 CAD
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Dark red keychain reads: I'M BASICALLY CAPTAIN PICARD WITH TITS in white lettering.

  • Keychain is an adaptation from the classic hotel/motel key tags
  • Approximate size: 3.75"x1.75" and comes on a split ring
  • Materials: plastic and metal
  • Says GET BULLISH on the back in small type

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