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Welcome to GetBullish – where snarky meets thoughtful, sweary meets sophisticated, and every product tells the patriarchy exactly where it can go. Our collection of over 5,000 unique items celebrates women who refuse to choose between ambition and humor, femininity and rebellion, or success and staying true to themselves.
What started in 2010 as a career advice column about women kicking ass in the workplace has evolved into Brooklyn's most irreverent gift shop. From our famous "dance on the graves of the patriarchy" keychains to our collection of sweary socks that say what you're really thinking, we curate products for people who appreciate gifts with substance, humor with heart, and accessories that actually mean something.
Browse our feminist gifts that range from subtle office rebellion to full-throated battle cries. Explore gothic aesthetics for elder goths and dark academia enthusiasts. Discover coquettecore pieces that celebrate feminine power. Shop groovy frog accessories for cottagecore vibes, or embrace the butter trend because why not? We've got sticker books for stressed adults, virtuous vandalism sticky notes for peaceful activists, and enough sweary merchandise to outfit your entire friend group.
Whether you're shopping for white elephant gifts, feminist swag, holiday presents, office supplies with attitude, home goods that spark joy (and conversation), or wellness products that actually work – we've curated it all with the same philosophy: life's too short for boring gifts. Every keychain, sock, mug, and sticker is chosen because it made us laugh, think, or feel something real.
Our collection includes products from over 50 brands we love (like BlueQ, Archie McPhee, Primitives by Kathy, and our own GetBullish designs) alongside handmade items from independent makers. We believe in supporting artists, celebrating humor, challenging norms, and making it easy to find gifts that are actually worth giving.
Shop by vibe, by recipient, by price point, or just scroll and see what catches your eye. Fair warning: you'll probably end up buying something for yourself along with whatever you came here for. That's not a bug, it's a feature.
About GetBullish: We're a woman-owned Brooklyn-based company that started as a career advice column in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush. From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, and cleverly inappropriate gifts to customers who appreciate humor with substance. Our mascot is a rainbow bull with a unicorn horn (a "bullicorn") because we believe in mixing business aggression with magical thinking – and our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding gifts that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter.
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Fuck Yes You Glorious Bitch Motel Style Keychain in White
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Don't Rush Me, I'm a Woman Of Leisure Stemless Wine Glass in Rose and Gold
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I've Seen Some Weird Shit Fridge Magnet
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Empowered Women Empower Women And Also Meet in the Dead of Night Feminist Dog Tag Keychain in Red with Silver Lettering
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Mini Pill-Shaped Pill Box | Itty-Bitty Aluminum Tin Container for Pills
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See You Later Assholes Fridge Magnet | '80s Children's Book Style Satirical Art by Steven Rhodes
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Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy Dog Tag Keychain in Black, Laser Engraved
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Dance on the Grave of the Patriarchy and Drink the Bitter Tears of Mediocre Men Sticker in Black and Dove Gray
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Princess of Pastels Luxe Tiara Crown | Royalty Crown Party or Bridal Hair Accessory
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Out of Patience for Deeply Disappointing Men Motel Style Keychain
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Sweary Fuck Pens Cussing Pen Gift Set - 5 Black Gel Pens Rife with Profanity
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Just Fuck Right Off There, Fuckity McFuckerson Black Motel Style Keychain
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Out of Patience for Deeply Disappointing Men Motel Style Keychain in White
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Mother of Dragons and Small Household Animals Motel Style Keychain in Dark Red
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Positive Vibes Only (Plus Rage) Flexible Thin Magnet in Blush Pink
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My Weed! Fuck Fridge Magnet | 2" x 3" | Refrigerator Magnet
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OMG I Forgot To Have Kids Cotton Dish Towel | Dog Lover Funny Novelty Cloth Tea Towel | Gift for Her
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You & I Are More Than Friends, We're Like a Really Small Gang Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Gift for Her
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Cats Don't Tell Police Where Your Drugs Are Magnet
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Good Morning! You Need to Calm the Fuck Down Fridge Magnet | 2.5" X 3.5"
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After All Human History Men Should Be Glad We Only Want Equality and Not Payback Dog Tag Keychain in Blue (Laser Engraved)
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30-Pack of Watercolor-Style Feather Bookmarks
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Hey, Train Wreck, This Isn't Your Station Magnet
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Smash the Patriarchy Black Sparkle Pen Pack - 36 Pens
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You're shopping GetBullish, a woman-owned Brooklyn, NY based company that started as a blog in 2010 and evolved into a curated gift shop specializing in products that make people laugh, think, and occasionally blush.
From our sunny warehouse in Industry City, we ship thousands of woman-powered gifts, gifts under $30, gifts for men, snarky stickers, sweary socks, irreverent home goods, funny tea towels, Christmas gifts, white elephant gifts, and cleverly inappropriate treats to customers who appreciate humor with substance.
Our carefully curated collection of over 5,000 unique items reflects our commitment to finding and designing items that are funny, thoughtful, and just rebellious enough to make your day a little brighter. Oh, and – we've shipped over 80,000 packages in the last decade, so rest assured we'll send yours off with 🩷























