These pens say "SMASH THE PATRIARCHY," just as the goddess intended.

They're a little bit plain for a reason – so you can use them in the office, and maybe, oh ... leave one behind in your boss's pencil cup. And another at reception.

If some dude notices what's on your pen, you can pull a "Oh, isn't that funny? I WONDER WHERE THIS PEN CAME FROM, I HAVE NO IDEA." But with your eyes, you're saying I will crush you. He knows you will.

6 pens per pack. Black ink. Ballpoint.

Want even more pens so you can leave them all over town? "Smash the Patriarchy" Black Sparkle Pen Pack - 36 Pens

FREE U.S. SHIPPING OVER $40, NO CODE NEEDED

On Instagram...

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A photo posted by Katy Jean (@mean_katy_jean) on Feb 9, 2016 at 2:44pm PST

I do science while I smash the patriarchy! #getbullish

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Taking back Monday. • • • #getbullish #smashthepatriarchy #mondaymotivation #unicornpins #PDL #wildfang

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