Last Call! Tidy Motherfucker Woven Funny Sweary Snarky Dish Cloth Towel | Soft Absorbent Jacquard | 100% Cotton Hand or Tea Towel 21" x 28"

Woven jacquard dish or tea towel reads "Tidy Motherfucker."

What can I say? I like a straight line and I love a clean counter. 

This BlueQ towel features a clever design when folded, and then unfolds to show an attractive pattern all over. Woven jacquard makes for a much softer towel than other designs that are screen printed. 

• VERY BEST QUALITY: Blue Q kitchen towel is made from soft, super-absorbent, 100% cotton. Imported. Features luxurious woven artwork, known as jacquard. Unlike a printed towel, the thread colors create the design for a sweet vintage look and a soft feel.
• EASY CARE: Machine wash cold with like colors. No bleach. Tumble dry low or line dry.
• GENEROUSLY SIZED: Fully unfolds to 21" x 28", with art over the entire towel!
• GIVE BACK: One percent of the sale of Blue Q dish towels is donated to hunger relief programs throughout the world.
• FUNNY AND FREQUENTLY INAPPROPRIATE: Just one of our large selection of funny BlueQ dish towels, sassy kitchen towels, inappropriate tea towels, dish towels with sayings, rude dish cloths – all hilarious gifts or home accoutrements

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