Everything Hurts and I'm Dying

Welcome to our new collection for people born before the internet, people who have a favorite pharmacy, and of course, people whose backs hurt. Featuring all manner of pill cases, handmade pill boxes, greeting cards, funny fridge magnets and more.

Who is This Moderation Everyone Keeps Telling Me to Drink With Rectangle Magnet

Who is This Moderation Everyone Keeps Telling Me to Drink With Rectangle Magnet

Who is This Moderation Everyone Keeps Telling Me...

$ 5.95 USD
$ 5.95 USD
William Morris Wandle Floral Pill Box | Historical Art | Hand Decorated in the USA

William Morris Wandle Floral Pill Box | Historical Art | Hand Decorated in the USA

William Morris Wandle Floral Pill Box | Historical...

$ 15.95 USD
$ 15.95 USD
Wow, She Was So Young Birthday Greeting Card with Teal Envelope

Wow, She Was So Young Birthday Greeting Card with Teal Envelope

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Wow, She Was So Young Birthday Greeting Card...

From $ 2.25 USD
From $ 2.25 USD $ 11.95 USD
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You Are Old AF Greeting Card

You Are Old AF Greeting Card

You Are Old AF Greeting Card

$ 5.95 USD
$ 5.95 USD
You Look So Much Younger Than Everyone Else Your Age Birthday Greeting Card

You Look So Much Younger Than Everyone Else Your Age Birthday Greeting Card

You Look So Much Younger Than Everyone Else...

$ 5.95 USD
$ 5.95 USD
You May Want To Start Using The Fine China Birthday Greeting Card

You May Want To Start Using The Fine China Birthday Greeting Card

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You May Want To Start Using The Fine...

From $ 2.25 USD
From $ 2.25 USD $ 11.95 USD
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You're Howl Old?!? Damnnnn Funny Birthday Greeting Card | 5" x 7"

You're Howl Old?!? Damnnnn Funny Birthday Greeting Card | 5" x 7"

You're Howl Old?!? Damnnnn Funny Birthday Greeting Card...

$ 5.95 USD
$ 5.95 USD
Your Anxiety is Full of Shit Pill Box | Handmade 2.25" Round Pill Case | Retro Pinup Art Self Care Mental Health

Your Anxiety is Full of Shit Pill Box | Handmade 2.25" Round Pill Case | Retro Pinup Art Self Care Mental Health

Your Anxiety is Full of Shit Pill Box...

$ 13.95 USD
$ 13.95 USD

Fridge Magnets

Bold But Not Old Stemless Wine Glass - Birthday or Retirement | Rainbow Glass | 20oz

Bold But Not Old Stemless Wine Glass - Birthday or Retirement | Rainbow Glass | 20oz

Bold But Not Old Stemless Wine Glass -...

$ 17.95 USD
$ 17.95 USD
Old Enough To Know Better Young Enough Not To Care Glass Tumbler with Straw | Iced Beverages Drinkware | 3.34" x 9.25"

Old Enough To Know Better Young Enough Not To Care Glass Tumbler with Straw | Iced Beverages Drinkware | 3.34" x 9.25"

Old Enough To Know Better Young Enough Not...

$ 22.95 USD
$ 22.95 USD
It's Never Too Late to be What You Want to be Rectangle Magnet

It's Never Too Late to be What You Want to be Rectangle Magnet

It's Never Too Late to be What You...

$ 5.95 USD
$ 5.95 USD
We've Been Through A Lot Together Rectangle Magnet

We've Been Through A Lot Together Rectangle Magnet

We've Been Through A Lot Together Rectangle Magnet

$ 5.95 USD
$ 5.95 USD

Tote Bags

What I Miss Most About My Childhood Refrigerator Magnet | Happy Child Rectangular Fridge Decor | 3" x 2"

What I Miss Most About My Childhood Refrigerator Magnet | Happy Child Rectangular Fridge Decor | 3" x 2"

What I Miss Most About My Childhood Refrigerator...

$ 5.95 USD
$ 5.95 USD
Like Daria, Darlene Conner, Lydia Deetz, and Lisas Sticker | '90s Gen X Vinyl Die Cut Decal

Like Daria, Darlene Conner, Lydia Deetz, and Lisas Sticker | '90s Gen X Vinyl Die Cut Decal

Like Daria, Darlene Conner, Lydia Deetz, and Lisas...

$ 3.50 USD
$ 3.50 USD
Happy Birthday It Beats The Alternative Birthday Greeting Card

Happy Birthday It Beats The Alternative Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday It Beats The Alternative Birthday Greeting...

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From $ 2.25 USD $ 11.95 USD
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Hospitals Should Have Comedy Nights And Mini Bars Greeting Card

Hospitals Should Have Comedy Nights And Mini Bars Greeting Card

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Hospitals Should Have Comedy Nights And Mini Bars...

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