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Well Well Well Buddy Timoclea Kills the Captain of Alexander the Great Women’s Flowy Rolled Cuffs Muscle Tee Shirt

Well Well Well Buddy Timoclea Kills the Captain of Alexander the Great Women’s Flowy Rolled Cuffs Muscle Tee Shirt

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This badass muscle shirt reads:

Well Well Well Buddy

Timoclea of Thebes was a woman unfortunate enough to be living in Thebes when Thracian forces under Alexander the Great took the city in 335 BC. A Thracian captain raped Timoclea, them asked if she knew of any hidden money. She told him she was hiding money in her well.

When he looked into the well, she pushed him into it, then hurled heavy rocks down into the well until he was dead. Timoclea was brought before Alexander, who saw Timoclea’s point of view, and she was not punished. It’s a very satisfying story, as depicted by Italian baroque painter Elisabetta Sirani.

Well well well. Some people get what they deserve.

This women's muscle tee comes with a relaxed, drapey fit that is perfect for any athletic activity or a casual day out. Its rolled cuffs, hi-low raw bottom hem, and side seams add a sporty flair that is versatile and stylish. Each tee comes with a tear-away label to minimize scratching.

.: 65% Polyester, 35% Viscose
.: Extra light fabric (3.7 oz/yd² (125 g/m²))
.: Relaxed fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) technology

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Width, in 20.50 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length (front), in 22.75 23.50 24.25 24.87 25.62
Length (back), in 26.25 27.00 27.75 28.37 29.12

 

 

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