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Sleazy Greetings

No Drugs No Jail Time Funny Greeting Card | 5" x 7"

No Drugs No Jail Time Funny Greeting Card | 5" x 7"

Regular price $ 5.95 USD
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Make him laugh with this funny card perfect as a gift from the son, or daughter.

  • Card reads: No Teen Pregnancy, No Jail Time , No Drugs, You're Welcome
  • Inside left blank for your personal message
  • Card folds to 5 inches by 7 inches
  • Includes a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
  • Designed, printed, and illustrated in the USA on paper matte stock
  • Crafted from thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
  • A7 size (5" x 7")

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