Newsflash! You're Old As F*** Greeting Card | Celebration Card | 7″ x 5″
Newsflash! You're Old As F*** Greeting Card | Celebration Card | 7″ x 5″
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Newsflash! You're old as fuck
Get ready to break some bad news with our "Newsflash! You're Old As Fuck" greeting card 😂 Features a 1960s picture of a news reader at in the studio at a desk. Above him is the the unwelcome message that you're aging precipitously and everybody can see it.
Perfect for birthdays, retirements, and any other milestone occasion. 🎉
Details:
- 7″ x 5″
- Printed and Manufactured in the UK
- Blank inside
By Dean Morris Cards
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