Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Greeting Card | 7″ x 5″
Fuck Quinoa! I Have Cake Greeting Card | 7″ x 5″
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Card reads: Fuckquinoa! I have cake
Overpriced hippie vegan food (that's a bit grainy anyway) or a nice slab of chocolate fudge cake. With a choice like that there really isn't any question of what I would prefer. If you want to bake your friend a quinoa crusted tofu cake (is that even a thing) when then maybe shop elsewhere otherwise this might be a card for you.
A greeting card with a with a picture of a 1950s housewife holding a chocolate cake.
Details:
- 7″ x 5″
- Printed and Manufactured in the UK
- Blank inside
By Dean Morris Cards
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