The holidays are just around the corner and what better way to celebrate them than to get a dude in your life “Socks that define CHARACTER” (well at least in your opinion anyway). Keep their feet in heat and get them this neat treat! (That got weird, didn't it...). Take a look here for your best choices of socks this holiday season:
Is he more of the traditional suit-and-tie type with his plain black socks? Help him transition into a more bright & festive (or at least snarkier) mood with these Archie McPhee socks.
Have him bask in the luxury from the soft combed cotton material of these socks. The combed cotton is in fact a softer variant of your run-of-the-mill cotton found in beds and linens. It is made by ensuring that the cotton fibers are treated before spun into yarn. Combed cotton needs a lot more work and results in a top quality, more durable fabric, and the end product is more expensive than regular cotton.
What a long winded explanation that was! But since it’s the holidays, what’s better than to reward him with these fancy and extravagant socks that are oh so WORTH IT, eh?
Start him off with these bold STATEMENT socks made in the black and grey color ways. It won’t be too far from his usual daily garb but without a doubt, it will give him just a bit more explosive firepower in standing his ground against the unforgiving society, politics or religion. He still won’t win against you, of course as YOU still have the high ground! (insert evil laugh)
Or is he a more daring type? Have him rock these more animated socks. Let the joker in him out with the Rubber Chicken and Bigfoot inspired socks! Keep an eye out on the Pickle-inspired ones though. He might love them so much that he’ll keep them on for weeks on end, thus ... smelling a bit pickled. Wash them. Wash the socks. I mean, he should wash them himself, he's a grown man.
Is he a bit more playful with his sock game? Check out these fun and interesting sock combinations. These socks are OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified to ensure that your loved one's feet are not only safe and warm, but also happy and chemical-free. High five! Check the amazing collection here:
Bring out the Little Pony loving Barbie-playing side of him with these uber snazzy and comfy Unicorn Socks.
Brighten both your days and wrench out the positivity in both your lives (no matter how bleak it seems) by getting these stunning Retro Rainbow Socks made from a diverse mix of cotton, polyester and spandex. More than enough to make him the rainbow during your dark days.
FINALLY, socks that can match both your Japanese and tentacle porn desires! Available in mid and high cuts (because why the hell not) for all genders (you two could match!), these Tentacle Socks will both funkify your days and nights - in and out of the bedroom. For hygiene's sake, always wash your tentacles before you... yikes, nevermind.
Last but not the least, this treasure trove of collections is available to satiate the deepest darkest sock fetishes and desires that you and your lad didn’t know you even had. From the multitude of hues and shades, to the assortment of one-liners and statements that can tickle your funny bones, there’s something for everyone in the BlueQ collection.
For the rugged, lumberjack, Mr. Fix-it-all types, here are some of the best socks to consider. Just don’t let them rub off their machismo on the plants. It’s going to bad for their health, the plants’ health, mind you, and the feng shui will be ruined. Plus, those were just watered and trimmed yesterday.
Get him these Suits-his-personality-so-well socks that come in different colors, shapes and sizes. Just like the real boys... er, men in your life.
Well, who knows?! One day, he might finally get the drift as he looks down on his socks and realizes what you’ve been telling him all along.
Try these for a size! Available for men and women (and neutrals), these sock offerings will surely give you both a laugh! Lovingly made from half a ton of cotton (56% to be precise), about a half of nylon (41%) and an itty-bitty smidge of spandex (3%)... these socks are the perfect pairs for those “Risky Business” nights or days (if you’re into that) or just when you need a dose of humor in your lives.
Bring life and color to your holidays! Rock these socks and we’re 100% sure that even your feet will bring in the fun, wit and hilarity to every party. Share this with your posse and let’s bring the festivities all around!