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The Best Funny Men's Socks for the Holidays

Posted by Brittanica Hotrod on

The holidays are just around the corner and what better way to celebrate them than to get a dude in your life “Socks that define CHARACTER” (well at least in your opinion anyway). Keep their feet in heat and get them this neat treat! (That got weird, didn't it...). Take a look here for your best choices of socks this holiday season:

 

Archie McPhee  - $12.99

Is he more of the traditional suit-and-tie type with his plain black socks? Help him transition into a more bright & festive (or at least snarkier) mood with these Archie McPhee socks.

Have him bask in the luxury from the soft combed cotton material of these socks. The combed cotton is in fact a softer variant of your run-of-the-mill cotton found in beds and linens. It is made by ensuring that the cotton fibers are treated before spun into yarn. Combed cotton needs a lot more work and results in a top quality, more durable fabric, and the end product is more expensive than regular cotton.

What a long winded explanation that was! But since it’s the holidays, what’s better than to reward him with these fancy and extravagant socks that are oh so WORTH IT, eh?

Start him off with these bold STATEMENT socks made in the black and grey color ways. It won’t be too far from his usual daily garb but without a doubt, it will give him just a bit more explosive firepower in standing his ground against the unforgiving society, politics or religion. He still won’t win against you, of course as YOU still have the high ground! (insert evil laugh)

 

 

Atheist Men's Socks in Black and Gray 

Archie McPhee "Atheist" Men's Soft Combed Cotton Blend Dress Socks in Black and Gray

Dissent Men's Socks in Black and Gray

Archie McPhee "Dissent" Men's Soft Combed Cotton Blend Dress Socks in Black and Gray

Meh Men's Socks in Black and Gray

Archie McPhee "Meh" Men's Soft Combed Cotton Blend Dress Socks in Black and Gray

           
 

 

Or is he a more daring type? Have him rock these more animated socks. Let the joker in him out with the Rubber Chicken and Bigfoot inspired socks! Keep an eye out on the Pickle-inspired ones though. He might love them so much that he’ll keep them on for weeks on end, thus ... smelling a bit pickled. Wash them. Wash the socks. I mean, he should wash them himself, he's a grown man.

 

Pickle Men's Socks in Green    

Archie McPhee "Pickle" Men's Soft Combed Cotton Blend Dress Socks in Green

  Rubber Chicken Men's Socks in Blue and Red   

Archie McPhee "World Famous Rubber Chicken" Men's Socks in Blue and Red (Size 7 to 12)

    Bigfoot Men's Socks in Green

Archie McPhee "Bigfoot" Men's Socks in Green (Size 7 to 12)

 

 

 

 

Sock it to Me  - $9.95

Is he a bit more playful with his sock game? Check out these fun and interesting sock combinations. These socks are OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified to ensure that your loved one's feet are not only safe and warm, but also happy and chemical-free. High five! Check the amazing collection here:

Bring out the Little Pony loving Barbie-playing side of him with these uber snazzy and comfy Unicorn Socks.

 

Unicorn Vs. Narwhal Men's Crew Socks in Grey

Sock It To Me "Unicorn Vs. Narwhal" Men's Crew Socks in Grey (Size 7 to 13)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brighten both your days and wrench out the positivity in both your lives (no matter how bleak it seems) by getting these stunning Retro Rainbow Socks made from a diverse mix of cotton, polyester and spandex. More than enough to make him the rainbow during your dark days. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Retro Rainbow Socks

Sock It To Me "Retro Rainbow" Women's (Size 5 to 10) and Men's (Size 3.5 to 8.5) Crew Socks in Black

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FINALLY, socks that can match both your Japanese and tentacle porn desires! Available in mid and high cuts (because why the hell not) for all genders (you two could match!), these Tentacle Socks will both funkify your days and nights - in and out of the bedroom. For hygiene's sake, always wash your tentacles before you... yikes, nevermind.

 

 

          Octopi Your Feet Men's Socks in Black and Purple 


Sock It To Me "Octopi Your Feet" Women's (Size 8.5 to 14.5) and Men's (Size 7 to 13) Socks in Black and Purple

 

    Octopi Your Feet Knee High Funky Socks in Purple and Black

Sock It To Me "Octopi Your Feet" Women's (Size 5 to 10) and Men's (Size 3.5 to 8.5) Knee High Funky Socks in Purple and Black

 

 

 

BlueQ  - $10.99 to $12.99

Last but not the least, this treasure trove of collections is available to satiate the deepest darkest sock fetishes and desires that you and your lad didn’t know you even had. From the multitude of hues and shades, to the assortment of one-liners and statements that can tickle your funny bones, there’s something for everyone in the BlueQ collection.

For the rugged, lumberjack, Mr. Fix-it-all types, here are some of the best socks to consider. Just don’t let them rub off their machismo on the plants. It’s going to bad for their health, the plants’ health, mind you, and the feng shui will be ruined. Plus, those were just watered and trimmed yesterday.

 

 

    
Who Says I Never Finish What I.... Men's Socks in Orange
         
Mr. Fix It Men's Socks in Grey, Green and Black
        
Pick Up Truck 'Til Death Do Us Part Men's Socks in Grey, Black and Red

 

 

Get him these Suits-his-personality-so-well socks that come in different colors, shapes and sizes. Just like the real boys... er, men in your life.

Well, who knows?! One day, he might finally get the drift as he looks down on his socks and realizes what you’ve been telling him all along.

 


            Selective Hearing Men's Crew Socks in Black and Gray

BlueQ "Selective Hearing" Men's Crew Socks in Black and Gray (Size 7 to 12)

 

          Natural Born Asshole Men's Socks in Brown, Red and White  

BlueQ "Natural Born Asshole" Men's Socks in Brown, Red and White (Size 7 to 12)

 

        Get Shit Done...Later Men's Socks       

BlueQ "Get Shit Done Later..." Men's Socks (Size 7 to 12)

                     I Hate Everyone Too Men's Socks

BlueQ "I Hate Everyone Too" Men's Socks (Size 7 to 12)

 

 

Try these for a size! Available for men and women (and neutrals), these sock offerings will surely give you both  a laugh! Lovingly made from half a ton of cotton (56% to be precise), about a half of nylon (41%) and an itty-bitty smidge of spandex (3%)... these socks are the perfect pairs for those “Risky Business” nights or days (if you’re into that) or just when you need a dose of humor in your lives.

 

            Worst Gift Ever Men's Crew Sock in Grey and Black 

       BlueQ "Worst Gift Ever" Men's Crew Sock in Grey and Black (Size 7 to 12)

 

    Yo Dude, I Love Your Stupid Face Men's Socks in Blue and Orange   

BlueQ "Yo Dude, I Love Your Stupid Face" Men's Socks in Blue and Orange (Size 7 to 12) 

 

Let Her Win, She's Probably Right Anyway Men's Socks in Blue and Grey

   BlueQ "Let Her Win, She's Probably Right Anyway" Men's Socks in Blue and Grey (Size 7 to 12) 

 

  I Gave A Fuck Once Men's Socks

BlueQ "I Gave A Fuck Once" Men's Socks (Size 7 to 12)

 

 

 

Bring life and color to your holidays! Rock these socks and we’re 100% sure that even your feet will bring in the fun, wit and hilarity to every party. Share this with your posse and let’s bring the festivities all around!


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