Imagine how chaotic companies and businesses would be if these witty objects called nameplates were not created. Their functions range from identifying this and that fucker's name, to creating a hierarchy in the ancient and wondrous culture called "YOUR OFFICE." Nameplates have been etched in history as the most important object to represent identity, brand, position, product info or most importantly, your name. Several variations have been created but the most titular example and shape is the rectangular one that can be often found on desks or on the prestigious entrances to the portals of hell. However, in more recent era of smartphones and the internet, the functions have developed quite a bit and nameplates have been found to promote inspiration and solidarity in the workplace. Here are our top items:
Get this exclusive GetBullish exclusive nameplate from that liberates your inner Beyoncé! Be beautiful, fierce and fiery as you take your office and your industry by storm. No one can stop you, love! Take charge and be the TRUE DIVA that you ought to be. You are graceful and talented, and strong, and fearless and brave and someone with humility. Believe in yourself and no man can upgrade you as there's nothing higher than NUMBER ONE!
Running off the Beyonce fever, you ain't never seen fire like the one I'm gonna cause in your life! So true and so YOU so let's RECLAIM OUR TIME. These Auntie Maxine (Maxine Waters) very inspiring viral words have been carved in the annals of history for her stand against the Trump administration and has been the battle cries and shouts on how valuable our TIME is and no one has the power or the authority to ever take that away from us.
Out with the drama and bring in the momma glamma! Make a bold statement in your office– step out of the darkness and let the Fem Queen takeover. It's time for us to rock and shine in the spotlight!
For your coworkers that can't read body language or human emotions, or are just too blind to the world outside of their ego, this sign is more than perfect for them. Put it somewhere eye-level so they can see it and feel free to add lights, arrows, pointers or planets for more intensity.
Give yourself or your teammates a boost of energy with this powerful and imposing nameplate on your desk. Gone are the times of "Hell, no!" and your days or nights should now be replaced with "FUCK, YES!" all year round. Fucking around is not included though. Use your wit and raw appeal for that.
Feeling down and low? Plop this down on your desk and embody the Ruth Bader Ginsburg in you. Get down those Ginsburns on all the unnecessary evil and red tape all round you. Rid your space of its patriarchal aura as you fume and exhume your way around the office.
Bring your social justice A-game to the table by rocking the "Hustle for Justice" nameplate. Bulldoze those who defy you and arm yourself with Lady Liberty at your side.
When office politics and the gossip bee line has robbed you of your energy and fucks in the world, get this out and enjoy your peace and serenity as their world just grows more and more disgusting, obnoxious and abhorrent. Nothing is more draining than the daily farce and theatrics of the office. Kick back and have fun!