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Primitives by Kathy

Drink Wine Feel Fine / Nothing Really Rhymes With Water Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

Drink Wine Feel Fine / Nothing Really Rhymes With Water Funny Snarky Dish Cloth Towel / Novelty Silly Tea Towels / Cute Hilarious Kitchen Hand Towel

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Looking for a funny and unique kitchen towel to add some humor to your space? "Nothing Really Rhymes With Water" is the perfect addition with its witty and sassy sayings. Made of absorbent cotton, this 28" square towel is washable and practical for everyday use in the kitchen. Add a touch of hilarity to your kitchen decor with the "Drink Wine Feel Fine" dish towel by Primitives by Kathy. This cute and silly tea towel features clever puns and is a great gift idea for those who appreciate a good laugh in the kitchen. Made of washable cotton, this towel is both functional and amusing.

It's absolute poetry on this funny dish / tea towel.

"Drink wine feel fine
Drink beer feel the cheer
Drink champagne feel no pain
Drink water- nothing really rhymes with water."

It's true.

Are you looking for funny kitchen towel with good sayings or that pun intended captions? Check out this giftable sassy kitchen towels or sometimes inappropriate tea towels.

A cute gift or useful decor for your home kitchen! Accentuate your space or be known for clever gifting when you gift this beauty of a towel.

  • Absorbent cotton dish or tea towel
  • 28" square
  • Washable cotton

By Primitives by Kathy


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