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We have smart and smartass cards for all your major holidays and life events, from Christmas cards and fathers day to baby congratulations, encouragement, Valentine’s / Galentine’s Day, or an important friendiversary. Oh, and we threw in some Happy F*cking Birthday candles. Happy birthday!
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A woman smashed a cake on her face birthday greeting card in violet background

Have The Best Fucking Day Birthday Greeting Card

$900
4.5" x 6.25" Greeting card that reads it takes a lot of money to make a person look this cheap.

It Takes A Lot Of Money to Look This Cheap Dolly Parton Greeting Card | 4.5" x 6.25"

$600
Greeting card that reads: "Fold your worries into paper airplanes and turn them into flying fucks".

Fold Your Worries Flying Fucks Greeting Card | 4.5" x 6.25"

$700
Mom Thanks For Being Proud Of My Mediocre Achievements Greeting Card

Mom Thanks For Being Proud Of My Mediocre Achievements Greeting Card

$900
I Want To Squeeze You Snake Greeting Card

I Want To Squeeze You Snake Greeting Card

$900
Red holiday greeting card with words: "Bells on dog tail ring."

Dog Tails Red Holiday Card | 4.3" x 5.5"

$800
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Holiday Greeting card that reads Jingle all the way.

Jingle Cats All The Way Green Greeting Card | 4.3" x 5.5"

$800
Greeting card with lady in ballet dance pose and caption ""Whoever is in charge of stopping me from doing stupid shit is fired."

Whoever Is In Charge Greeting Card | 5.5x4.25"

$900
Greeting card with car design and caption "When Life is Stressful do something to lift your spirits - go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name."

When Life Is Stressful, Go For A Drive Greeting Card | 5.5" x 4.25"

$900
Greeting card with caption that reads: "Darling at our age an "All nighter" means you didn't have to get up and pee.".

Darling At Our Age An "All Nighter" Greeting Card | 5.5" x 4.25

$900
4.5" x 6.25" Greeting card. Red flower design on pink background.

Blah Blah Blah Greeting Card | 4.5" x 6.25"

$600
Greeting card that says "As Long As I've Got A Face, You've Got Somewhere To Sit.".

As Long As I've Got A Face, You've Got Somewhere To Sit Greeting Card | Funny Minimalist

$700
Greeting card that says "Did you know that mortgage literally translates as death pledge in old French?"

Mortgage Literally Translates As Death Pledge In Old French Greeting Card

$700
Greeting card that says "Happy Birthday from the cat. Now feed me, you worthless servant."

Happy Birthday From The Cat Greeting Card | Funny Minimalist

$700
Frisky For You Greeting Card | Funny Cat

Frisky For You Greeting Card | Funny Cat

$700
Happy Valentine's Day Chocolate Greeting Card

Happy Valentine's Day Chocolate Greeting Card

$700
Feminist Mom For The Win Greeting Card

Feminist Mom For The Win Greeting Card

$700
Strap In New Baby Greeting Card

Strap In New Baby Greeting Card

$700
Let's Get Nude Black Greeting Card

Let's Get Nude Black Greeting Card

$700
In The Mood For Romance Love Card | Valentine

In The Mood For Romance Love Card | Valentine

$700

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