Smartass & Sass: Snark and Sarcasm Themed Gifts and Women's Tees

Feeling classy, sassy, and a little smart assy? Bring on the snark (and prepare for cursing!) with these legit amazing gifts for her, apparel, and home goods from Smartass & Sass: Snark and Sarcasm Delivered.

I’ve Been Killing Them With Kindness Motel Keychain

I’ve Been Killing Them With Kindness Motel Keychain

I’ve Been Killing Them With Kindness Motel Keychain

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
[Sizes Through 3X] Thou Shalt Not Try Me Unisex T-Shirt in Heather Ice Blue Size Small-3XL | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

[Sizes Through 3X] Thou Shalt Not Try Me Unisex T-Shirt in Heather Ice Blue Size Small-3XL | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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[Sizes Through 3X] Thou Shalt Not Try Me...

$22.00 CAD
$22.00 CAD $26.00 CAD
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Hot Mess Hankie Retro Floral Print Cotton Handkerchief

Hot Mess Hankie Retro Floral Print Cotton Handkerchief

Hot Mess Hankie Retro Floral Print Cotton Handkerchief

$15.00 CAD
$15.00 CAD
Arsenic Dessert Plate | Victorian-inspired Ceramic Round Dish Plate | 6"

Arsenic Dessert Plate | Victorian-inspired Ceramic Round Dish Plate | 6"

Arsenic Dessert Plate | Victorian-inspired Ceramic Round Dish...

$20.00 CAD
$20.00 CAD
Lube Towel Dishtowel | Hangable Rude Funny Saying Cotton Towel

Lube Towel Dishtowel | Hangable Rude Funny Saying Cotton Towel

Lube Towel Dishtowel | Hangable Rude Funny Saying...

$20.00 CAD
$20.00 CAD
I Want to Be Inside You - Cheese Dishtowel | Hangable Inappropriate Funny Saying Cotton Towel

I Want to Be Inside You - Cheese Dishtowel | Hangable Inappropriate Funny Saying Cotton Towel

I Want to Be Inside You - Cheese...

$20.00 CAD
$20.00 CAD
Happy Birthday To Someone Almost As Fabulous As Me Greeting Card

Happy Birthday To Someone Almost As Fabulous As Me Greeting Card

Happy Birthday To Someone Almost As Fabulous As...

$9.00 CAD
$9.00 CAD
I'd Shank a Bitch for You Right in The Kidney Ladies' Socks | Funny Women's Novelty Crew Socks

I'd Shank a Bitch for You Right in The Kidney Ladies' Socks | Funny Women's Novelty Crew Socks

I'd Shank a Bitch for You Right in...

$19.00 CAD
$19.00 CAD

Fridge Magnets

If You Lick It They Will Come Funny Women's Crew Socks

If You Lick It They Will Come Funny Women's Crew Socks

If You Lick It They Will Come Funny...

$19.00 CAD
$19.00 CAD
XS-3X Poof! I Lost Interest Unisex T-Shirt in Heather Orchid Size XS-3XL | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

XS-3X Poof! I Lost Interest Unisex T-Shirt in Heather Orchid Size XS-3XL | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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XS-3X Poof! I Lost Interest Unisex T-Shirt in...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD $26.00 CAD
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Little Bag of F*cks Coin Purse | Purple Coin Pouch Bag Wallet | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

Little Bag of F*cks Coin Purse | Purple Coin Pouch Bag Wallet | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

Little Bag of F*cks Coin Purse | Purple...

$12.00 CAD
$12.00 CAD
Hidden Middle Fingers Stretch Headband | Funny Colorful Headwrap Hair Accessory | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

Hidden Middle Fingers Stretch Headband | Funny Colorful Headwrap Hair Accessory | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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Hidden Middle Fingers Stretch Headband | Funny Colorful...

$10.00 CAD
$10.00 CAD $17.00 CAD
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Tote Bags

Burn It All Down Clear Storage Container | Flat Snap Organizer Box | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

Burn It All Down Clear Storage Container | Flat Snap Organizer Box | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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Burn It All Down Clear Storage Container |...

$6.00 CAD
$6.00 CAD $12.00 CAD
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Fuck Fuckity Fuck Cut-out Rose Gold Bar Necklace

Fuck Fuckity Fuck Cut-out Rose Gold Bar Necklace

Fuck Fuckity Fuck Cut-out Rose Gold Bar Necklace

$26.00 CAD
$26.00 CAD
Dirty Bitch Silicone Loofah | Funny Sarcastic Gift For Women | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

Dirty Bitch Silicone Loofah | Funny Sarcastic Gift For Women | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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Dirty Bitch Silicone Loofah | Funny Sarcastic Gift...

$10.00 CAD
$10.00 CAD $15.00 CAD
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Give Me A Damn Break Bath Set | 3 Funny Body Care Items in Gift Bag | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

Give Me A Damn Break Bath Set | 3 Funny Body Care Items in Gift Bag | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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Give Me A Damn Break Bath Set |...

$10.00 CAD
$10.00 CAD $22.00 CAD
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S-3X I Saw What You Did for a Klondike Bar Unisex T-Shirt in Heather True Royal Size Small-3XL | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

S-3X I Saw What You Did for a Klondike Bar Unisex T-Shirt in Heather True Royal Size Small-3XL | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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S-3X I Saw What You Did for a...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD $26.00 CAD
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'No' Smiley Necklace | Snarky Heart Shape Charm Pendant | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

'No' Smiley Necklace | Snarky Heart Shape Charm Pendant | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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'No' Smiley Necklace | Snarky Heart Shape Charm...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD $29.00 CAD
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Bitchin' Visor | Funny Embroidered Velcro Sun Hat | Adjustable Outdoor Beach Cap | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

Bitchin' Visor | Funny Embroidered Velcro Sun Hat | Adjustable Outdoor Beach Cap | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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Bitchin' Visor | Funny Embroidered Velcro Sun Hat...

$15.00 CAD
$15.00 CAD $26.00 CAD
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Zero Fucks Shower Cap | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

Zero Fucks Shower Cap | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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Zero Fucks Shower Cap | Smartass & Sass...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD $29.00 CAD
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See You At the Top Business Card Holder | ID Card Wallet | 3" x 4.25" | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

See You At the Top Business Card Holder | ID Card Wallet | 3" x 4.25" | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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See You At the Top Business Card Holder...

$17.00 CAD
$17.00 CAD $23.00 CAD
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S-3X See You On The Flippity Flip Unisex T-Shirt Heather Mustard Size S-3XL | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

S-3X See You On The Flippity Flip Unisex T-Shirt Heather Mustard Size S-3XL | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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S-3X See You On The Flippity Flip Unisex...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD $26.00 CAD
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F*ck Off Subtle Message Headband | Unisex Stretchable Headwrap | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

F*ck Off Subtle Message Headband | Unisex Stretchable Headwrap | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

F*ck Off Subtle Message Headband | Unisex Stretchable...

$17.00 CAD
$17.00 CAD
Cheese Charcuterie Set | Serving Knives for Host | Women's Funny Utensils Gift Set | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

Cheese Charcuterie Set | Serving Knives for Host | Women's Funny Utensils Gift Set | Smartass & Sass at GetBullish

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Cheese Charcuterie Set | Serving Knives for Host...

$19.00 CAD
$19.00 CAD $29.00 CAD
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