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Keychains are scientifically proven* to be the most efficient way to spread jokes and attitude every day. We guarantee feminist sarcasm, adult language and grown-up topics (coffee, bosses, general b*tching), all in hotel or fob or whatever style you fancy. HAND-SIZED SNARK, Y'ALL! And it makes keys easier to find and identify!**


*Probably. Somewhere. ** Also science.



Calm Your Tits Iridescent Motel Style Key Tag Keychain

Calm Your Tits Iridescent Motel Style Key Tag Keychain

Calm Your Tits Iridescent Motel Style Key Tag...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Beautiful and Annoyed Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Transparent Glitter

Beautiful and Annoyed Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Transparent Glitter

Beautiful and Annoyed Motel Style Key Tag Keychain...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Hex the Patriarchy Feminist Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Purple Galaxy Glitter

Hex the Patriarchy Feminist Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Purple Galaxy Glitter

Hex the Patriarchy Feminist Motel Style Key Tag...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy Feminist Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Midnight Blue Glitter

Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy Feminist Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Midnight Blue Glitter

Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy Feminist...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
UNFUCKWITHABLE Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Clear with Gold Leaf

UNFUCKWITHABLE Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Clear with Gold Leaf

UNFUCKWITHABLE Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Clear...

$17.00 CAD
$17.00 CAD
Living My Okayest Life White Swirled Keychain With Teal Tassel

Living My Okayest Life White Swirled Keychain With Teal Tassel

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Living My Okayest Life White Swirled Keychain With...

$7.00 CAD
$7.00 CAD $11.00 CAD
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In Loving Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Yellow Motel Keychain With Tassel

In Loving Memory Of When I Gave A Shit Yellow Motel Keychain With Tassel

In Loving Memory Of When I Gave A...

$11.00 CAD
$11.00 CAD
I Came. I Saw. I Wonder Why I Left The House Red Keychain With Tassel

I Came. I Saw. I Wonder Why I Left The House Red Keychain With Tassel

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I Came. I Saw. I Wonder Why I...

$7.00 CAD
$7.00 CAD $11.00 CAD
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Babies and Kids

Apartment Sweet Apartment Teal Keychain With Tassel

Apartment Sweet Apartment Teal Keychain With Tassel

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Apartment Sweet Apartment Teal Keychain With Tassel

$7.00 CAD
$7.00 CAD $11.00 CAD
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Smasher of the Patriarchy Keychain in Red

Smasher of the Patriarchy Keychain in Red

Smasher of the Patriarchy Keychain in Red

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
The Patriarchy's Worst Nightmare Feminist Acrylic Keychain

The Patriarchy's Worst Nightmare Feminist Acrylic Keychain

The Patriarchy's Worst Nightmare Feminist Acrylic Keychain

$17.00 CAD
$17.00 CAD
Stomp The Patriarchy Cowgirl Boot Enamel Keychain in Purple

Stomp The Patriarchy Cowgirl Boot Enamel Keychain in Purple

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Stomp The Patriarchy Cowgirl Boot Enamel Keychain in...

$17.00 CAD
$17.00 CAD
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Jewelry

Plant Slut Wooden Motel Keychain | Hand Stamped

Plant Slut Wooden Motel Keychain | Hand Stamped

Plant Slut Wooden Motel Keychain | Hand Stamped

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
And Away We Go Leather Style Motel Key Tag | Gold Accent Novelty Keychain

And Away We Go Leather Style Motel Key Tag | Gold Accent Novelty Keychain

And Away We Go Leather Style Motel Key...

$9.00 CAD
$9.00 CAD
Dude Leather Style Motel Key Tag | Silver Accent Novelty Keychain

Dude Leather Style Motel Key Tag | Silver Accent Novelty Keychain

Dude Leather Style Motel Key Tag | Silver...

$11.00 CAD
$11.00 CAD
Fuck This Bullshit Yellow Glitter Motel Style Keychain

Fuck This Bullshit Yellow Glitter Motel Style Keychain

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Fuck This Bullshit Yellow Glitter Motel Style Keychain

$7.00 CAD
$7.00 CAD $15.00 CAD
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Ace & Aro Motel Style Keychain in Red | Asexual and Aromantic Themed Key Tag

Ace & Aro Motel Style Keychain in Red | Asexual and Aromantic Themed Key Tag

Ace & Aro Motel Style Keychain in Red...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
A Dad Bod is a Rad Bod Motel Style Keychain in Blue | Body Positivity Themed Funny Key Tag | Gift for Him

A Dad Bod is a Rad Bod Motel Style Keychain in Blue | Body Positivity Themed Funny Key Tag | Gift for Him

A Dad Bod is a Rad Bod Motel...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Keys to the Commune Motel Style Keychain in Green and Gold

Keys to the Commune Motel Style Keychain in Green and Gold

Keys to the Commune Motel Style Keychain in...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Eat Ass and Start Your Day Right Motel Style Keychain in Black and Gold

Eat Ass and Start Your Day Right Motel Style Keychain in Black and Gold

Eat Ass and Start Your Day Right Motel...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Putting the Amor in Polyamorous Motel Style Keychain in Red and Gold | Polyamory Themed Funny Key Tag

Putting the Amor in Polyamorous Motel Style Keychain in Red and Gold | Polyamory Themed Funny Key Tag

Putting the Amor in Polyamorous Motel Style Keychain...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
In a Polycule Motel Style Keychain in Translucent Lilac | Polyamory Themed Key Tag

In a Polycule Motel Style Keychain in Translucent Lilac | Polyamory Themed Key Tag

In a Polycule Motel Style Keychain in Translucent...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Cryogenically Freeze Me and Wake Me When Star Trek's Real Motel Style Keychain in Red and Gold

Cryogenically Freeze Me and Wake Me When Star Trek's Real Motel Style Keychain in Red and Gold

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Cryogenically Freeze Me and Wake Me When Star...

$5.00 CAD
$5.00 CAD $14.00 CAD
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White and Gold Motel Style Keychain with Sentiment

I'm Poly and Yes We Have a Shared Google Calendar Motel Style Keychain in White and Gold | Polyamory Themed Funny Key Tag

I'm Poly and Yes We Have a Shared...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD