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Keychains are scientifically proven* to be the most efficient way to spread jokes and attitude every day.

We guarantee feminist sarcasm, adult language and grown-up topics (coffee, bosses, general b*tching), all in hotel or fob or whatever style you fancy.

HAND-SIZED SNARK, Y'ALL! And it makes keys easier to find and identify!**

*Probably. Somewhere. ** Also science.

Don't Be a C***waffle Sweary Motel Keychain in Black

Don't Be a C***waffle Sweary Motel Keychain in Black

Don't Be a C***waffle Sweary Motel Keychain in...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Strong Bisexual Energy Motel Style Keychain in Dark Blue Glitter

Strong Bisexual Energy Motel Style Keychain in Dark Blue Glitter

Strong Bisexual Energy Motel Style Keychain in Dark...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Chateau Des Heaux Motel Style Keychain in Crystal Pink

Chateau Des Heaux Motel Style Keychain in Crystal Pink

Chateau Des Heaux Motel Style Keychain in Crystal...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Shut Up Karen It's Not A Cuntest Motel Keychain in Violet

Shut Up Karen It's Not A Cuntest Motel Keychain in Violet

Shut Up Karen It's Not A Cuntest Motel...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Born in the 1900s 🌴 🕶 Enamel Keychain Millennial Gen X

Born in the 1900s 🌴 🕶 Enamel Keychain Millennial Gen X

Born in the 1900s 🌴 🕶 Enamel Keychain...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
A Dad Bod is a Rad Bod Motel Style Keychain in Blue | Body Positivity Themed Funny Key Tag | Gift for Him

A Dad Bod is a Rad Bod Motel Style Keychain in Blue | Body Positivity Themed Funny Key Tag | Gift for Him

A Dad Bod is a Rad Bod Motel...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Abortion is a Human Right Keychain in Groovy '70s Flower Print

Abortion is a Human Right Keychain in Groovy '70s Flower Print

Abortion is a Human Right Keychain in Groovy...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Presidential Physical Fitness Test Loser Motel Style Keychain in Blue

Presidential Physical Fitness Test Loser Motel Style Keychain in Blue

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Presidential Physical Fitness Test Loser Motel Style Keychain...

$10.00 CAD
$10.00 CAD $13.00 CAD
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Fridge Magnets

Gender? I Hardly Know 'Er Motel Style Keychain in White and Gold | Nonbinary Themed Funny Key Tag

Gender? I Hardly Know 'Er Motel Style Keychain in White and Gold | Nonbinary Themed Funny Key Tag

Gender? I Hardly Know 'Er Motel Style Keychain...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Rainbow Colorful Motel Key Tag | Acrylic with Gold Accents

Rainbow Colorful Motel Key Tag | Acrylic with Gold Accents

Rainbow Colorful Motel Key Tag | Acrylic with...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of Your Mom Keychain in Blue

I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of Your Mom Keychain in Blue

I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
On My Way White Motel Keychain Key Tag | Acrylic

On My Way White Motel Keychain Key Tag | Acrylic

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On My Way White Motel Keychain Key Tag...

$5.00 CAD
$5.00 CAD $12.00 CAD
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Tote Bags

Awfully Gorgeous for Being this Broke and Tired Motel Style Keychain in Translucent Violet

Awfully Gorgeous for Being this Broke and Tired Motel Style Keychain in Translucent Violet

Awfully Gorgeous for Being this Broke and Tired...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Say No To No Drugs Motel Style Keychain in Red

Say No To No Drugs Motel Style Keychain in Red

Say No To No Drugs Motel Style Keychain...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Mrs. Motel Key Tag | Acrylic with Gold Hardware

Mrs. Motel Key Tag | Acrylic with Gold Hardware

Mrs. Motel Key Tag | Acrylic with Gold...

$12.00 CAD
$12.00 CAD
This Meeting is Bullshit Motel Keychain in Black

This Meeting is Bullshit Motel Keychain in Black

This Meeting is Bullshit Motel Keychain in Black

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Keys To The Love Shack Motel Keychain in Coral

Keys To The Love Shack Motel Keychain in Coral

Keys To The Love Shack Motel Keychain in...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Fun Club Living My Okayest Life White Swirled Keychain With Teal Tassel

Fun Club Living My Okayest Life White Swirled Keychain With Teal Tassel

Fun Club Living My Okayest Life White Swirled...

$12.00 CAD
$12.00 CAD
It's Better To Arrive Late, Than To Arrive Ugly Keychain in Black and White

It's Better To Arrive Late, Than To Arrive Ugly Keychain in Black and White

It's Better To Arrive Late, Than To Arrive...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Jesus Was a Liberal Hippie Socialist Keychain in White Shimmer

Jesus Was a Liberal Hippie Socialist Keychain in White Shimmer

Jesus Was a Liberal Hippie Socialist Keychain in...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

$17.00 CAD
$17.00 CAD
Keys to My Happy Place Motel Style Keychain with Gold Hardware

Keys to My Happy Place Motel Style Keychain with Gold Hardware

Keys to My Happy Place Motel Style Keychain...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Good Vibes Only? Are You Some Kind of Antidepressant Vibrator? Motel Style Keychain in Pink

Good Vibes Only? Are You Some Kind of Antidepressant Vibrator? Motel Style Keychain in Pink

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Good Vibes Only? Are You Some Kind of...

$10.00 CAD
$10.00 CAD $14.00 CAD
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Plant Slut Leaf Motel Style Keychain 🌿

Plant Slut Leaf Motel Style Keychain 🌿

Plant Slut Leaf Motel Style Keychain 🌿

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD