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Every Dead Body on Mt. Everest Was Once A Highly Motivated Person Magnet | 2" x 3

  • $800

Rectangular magnet reads: Every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person, so maybe calm down.

Saves a lot on snowboots and those sharp things that go on the snowboots and plane fare and, I don't know, being cold. Try a couch and a nice blanket. Ssssshhh.

Size: 2" x 3"

Note: © watermark on the image does not appear on the actual magnet

By Ephemera


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