Cussing Socks: Swear With Your Feet

We carry high-quality motherfucking cussing socks for men and women.

Check out socks by BlueQ, Gumball Poodle, Groovy Things, and other makers of profanity socks. Inappropriate, rude, and sweary, these socks make hilarious and affordable gifts.

We also carry cussing keychains, cussing mugs, cussing tote bags, cussing pencils, other stuff with swears. Fuck.

    I'd Fuck Me Ribbed Gym Socks in Black and White | Unisex Women's Men's

    I'd Fuck Me Ribbed Gym Socks in Black and White | Unisex Women's Men's

    I'd Fuck Me Ribbed Gym Socks in Black...

    $21.00 CAD
    $21.00 CAD
    Fuck You Happy Face Ribbed Gym Socks in Rainbow | Unisex Women's Men's

    Fuck You Happy Face Ribbed Gym Socks in Rainbow | Unisex Women's Men's

    Fuck You Happy Face Ribbed Gym Socks in...

    $21.00 CAD
    $21.00 CAD
    You're Fucked Women's Crew Socks

    You're Fucked Women's Crew Socks

    You're Fucked Women's Crew Socks

    $20.00 CAD
    $20.00 CAD
    Let That Shit Go Women's Crew Socks

    Let That Shit Go Women's Crew Socks

    Let That Shit Go Women's Crew Socks

    $20.00 CAD
    $20.00 CAD
    My Give A Shit Fairy Just Died Women's Crew Socks

    My Give A Shit Fairy Just Died Women's Crew Socks

    My Give A Shit Fairy Just Died Women's...

    $20.00 CAD
    $20.00 CAD
    Eat Shit & Die Women's Crew Socks

    Eat Shit & Die Women's Crew Socks

    Eat Shit & Die Women's Crew Socks

    $20.00 CAD
    $20.00 CAD
    Watch Out - I'll Fuckin' Hug You Women's Crew Socks

    Watch Out - I'll Fuckin' Hug You Women's Crew Socks

    Watch Out - I'll Fuckin' Hug You Women's...

    $20.00 CAD
    $20.00 CAD
    Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Women's Crew Socks

    Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Women's Crew Socks

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    Fuck Yeah Kind Of Day Women's Crew Socks

    $11.00 CAD
    $11.00 CAD $20.00 CAD
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    Butthead Of The Household Men's Crew Socks

    Butthead Of The Household Men's Crew Socks

    Butthead Of The Household Men's Crew Socks

    $21.00 CAD
    $21.00 CAD
    I'm Shy? No Shit Women's Crew Socks

    I'm Shy? No Shit Women's Crew Socks

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    I'm Shy? No Shit Women's Crew Socks

    $12.00 CAD
    $12.00 CAD $20.00 CAD
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    Dragons And Wizards And Shit Men's Crew Socks

    Dragons And Wizards And Shit Men's Crew Socks

    Dragons And Wizards And Shit Men's Crew Socks

    $21.00 CAD
    $21.00 CAD
    Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit Women's Crew Novelty Socks with Cool Design

    Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit Women's Crew Novelty Socks with Cool Design

    Turns Out I'm Tough As Shit Women's Crew...

    $20.00 CAD
    $20.00 CAD

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    Bitch I Am Reality TV Women's Ankle Socks

    Bitch I Am Reality TV Women's Ankle Socks

    Bitch I Am Reality TV Women's Ankle Socks

    $18.00 CAD
    $18.00 CAD
    Try Sucking At Something For Once Women's Crew Dress Socks

    Try Sucking At Something For Once Women's Crew Dress Socks

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    Try Sucking At Something For Once Women's Crew...

    $12.00 CAD
    $12.00 CAD $20.00 CAD
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    The Cat Is An Asshole Crew Colorful Funny Novelty Socks with Cool Design, Bold/Crazy/Unique Specialty Dress Socks

    The Cat Is An Asshole Crew Colorful Funny Novelty Socks with Cool Design, Bold/Crazy/Unique Specialty Dress Socks

    The Cat Is An Asshole Crew Colorful Funny...

    $14.00 CAD
    $14.00 CAD
    Hell is Other People Socks Men's Dress Socks in Black and Red

    Hell is Other People Socks Men's Dress Socks in Black and Red

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    Hell is Other People Socks Men's Dress Socks...

    $13.00 CAD
    $13.00 CAD $18.00 CAD
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    Mother Fucking Sweet Guy Men's Crew Socks

    Mother Fucking Sweet Guy Men's Crew Socks

    Mother Fucking Sweet Guy Men's Crew Socks

    $21.00 CAD
    $21.00 CAD
    The Future is Female Ribbed Gym Socks | Unisex Women's Men's

    The Future is Female Ribbed Gym Socks | Unisex Women's Men's

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    The Future is Female Ribbed Gym Socks |...

    $10.00 CAD
    $10.00 CAD $21.00 CAD
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    Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Women's Crew Socks

    Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Women's Crew Socks

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    Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Women's...

    $7.00 CAD
    $7.00 CAD $20.00 CAD
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    Sarcasm Is Just One Service That I Offer Mini Box Sign in Wood with White Lettering

    Sarcasm Is Just One Service That I Offer Mini Box Sign in Wood with White Lettering

    Sarcasm Is Just One Service That I Offer...

    $17.00 CAD
    $17.00 CAD
    I Was Hoping for a Battle of Wits Mini Box Sign Snarky Home Decor in Wood

    I Was Hoping for a Battle of Wits Mini Box Sign Snarky Home Decor in Wood

    I Was Hoping for a Battle of Wits...

    $13.00 CAD
    $13.00 CAD
    Gettin' Shit Done Later Socks Colorful Striped Funny Novelty Socks with Cool Design, Bold/Crazy/Unique Specialty Dress Socks

    Gettin' Shit Done Later Socks Colorful Striped Funny Novelty Socks with Cool Design, Bold/Crazy/Unique Specialty Dress Socks

    Gettin' Shit Done Later Socks Colorful Striped Funny...

    $14.00 CAD
    $14.00 CAD
    Polite As Fuck Unisex Ribbed Gym Socks in Violet | Unisex Women's Men's

    Polite As Fuck Unisex Ribbed Gym Socks in Violet | Unisex Women's Men's

    Polite As Fuck Unisex Ribbed Gym Socks in...

    $21.00 CAD
    $21.00 CAD
    Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Crew Dress Socks

    Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Crew Dress Socks

    Ringmaster of the Shitshow Men's Crew Dress Socks

    $21.00 CAD
    $21.00 CAD