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Keychains are scientifically proven* to be the most efficient way to spread jokes and attitude every day.

We guarantee feminist sarcasm, adult language and grown-up topics (coffee, bosses, general b*tching), all in hotel or fob or whatever style you fancy.

HAND-SIZED SNARK, Y'ALL! And it makes keys easier to find and identify!**

*Probably. Somewhere. ** Also science.

Bought This Gay Keychain With My Gay Money Motel Style Keychain in White

Bought This Gay Keychain With My Gay Money Motel Style Keychain in White

Bought This Gay Keychain With My Gay Money...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Sorry I’m Late I Had to Leave My House Motel Style Keychain in Black

Sorry I’m Late I Had to Leave My House Motel Style Keychain in Black

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Sorry I’m Late I Had to Leave My...

$7.00 CAD
$7.00 CAD $13.00 CAD
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Mogul Acrylic Word Key Chain | Clear Word Shaped Keyholder

Mogul Acrylic Word Key Chain | Clear Word Shaped Keyholder

Mogul Acrylic Word Key Chain | Clear Word...

$12.00 CAD
$12.00 CAD
Faguette Gay Pride Motel Keychain with Baguette Bread Motif

Faguette Gay Pride Motel Keychain with Baguette Bread Motif

Faguette Gay Pride Motel Keychain with Baguette Bread...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Banning Books Makes You the Bad Guy Motel Keychain

Banning Books Makes You the Bad Guy Motel Keychain

Banning Books Makes You the Bad Guy Motel...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
I’ve Been Killing Them With Kindness Motel Keychain

I’ve Been Killing Them With Kindness Motel Keychain

I’ve Been Killing Them With Kindness Motel Keychain

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Born Too Early To Be A TikTok Star Motel Keychain

Born Too Early To Be A TikTok Star Motel Keychain

Born Too Early To Be A TikTok Star...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Whatever Doesn’t Kill You Only Makes You Bitchy Motel Keychain

Whatever Doesn’t Kill You Only Makes You Bitchy Motel Keychain

Whatever Doesn’t Kill You Only Makes You Bitchy...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD

Fridge Magnets

All I Need Is Coffee And Mascara We Ride at Midnight Motel Keychain

All I Need Is Coffee And Mascara We Ride at Midnight Motel Keychain

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All I Need Is Coffee And Mascara We...

$10.00 CAD
$10.00 CAD $13.00 CAD
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Not Bossy Just Assertively Correct Motel Keychain

Not Bossy Just Assertively Correct Motel Keychain

Not Bossy Just Assertively Correct Motel Keychain

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY Motel Style Keychain in Black

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY Motel Style Keychain in Black

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY Motel Style Keychain...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Goblin Woman Motel Style Keychain in Fuchsia Pink

Goblin Woman Motel Style Keychain in Fuchsia Pink

Goblin Woman Motel Style Keychain in Fuchsia Pink

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD

Tote Bags

Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Keychain and Tote Bag Bundle | Motel Style Keyholder and Black Canvas Tote

Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even Keychain and Tote Bag Bundle | Motel Style Keyholder and Black Canvas Tote

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Crusty Old Gen X Lady Who Can't Even...

$25.00 CAD
$25.00 CAD $32.00 CAD
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Books Coffee Books Coffee Motel Style Keychain in White

Books Coffee Books Coffee Motel Style Keychain in White

Books Coffee Books Coffee Motel Style Keychain in...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Leaf Acrylic Keychain | 7 Illustrated Styles | Double-Sided Design

Leaf Acrylic Keychain | 7 Illustrated Styles | Double-Sided Design

Leaf Acrylic Keychain | 7 Illustrated Styles |...

$12.00 CAD
$12.00 CAD
Tired But Still Kicking Ass Enamel Keyring | Keychain Keyholder Car Shaped Pendant Design

Tired But Still Kicking Ass Enamel Keyring | Keychain Keyholder Car Shaped Pendant Design

Tired But Still Kicking Ass Enamel Keyring |...

$20.00 CAD
$20.00 CAD
Propeller Vintage Style Keychain | Keyholder Keytag in Metal Key Clasp | 4"

Propeller Vintage Style Keychain | Keyholder Keytag in Metal Key Clasp | 4"

Propeller Vintage Style Keychain | Keyholder Keytag in...

$16.00 CAD
$16.00 CAD
Vintage Aeroplane Keychain | Brass Keyholder Keytag in Metal Key Clasp | 4" x 1"

Vintage Aeroplane Keychain | Brass Keyholder Keytag in Metal Key Clasp | 4" x 1"

Vintage Aeroplane Keychain | Brass Keyholder Keytag in...

$16.00 CAD
$16.00 CAD
World's Tiniest Gift Box - 4 Item Feminist Treasure Chest Enamel Pin Keychain Gift Basket for Her in Pirate Fantasy Themed Gift Box

World's Tiniest Gift Box - 4 Item Feminist Treasure Chest Enamel Pin Keychain Gift Basket for Her in Pirate Fantasy Themed Gift Box

World's Tiniest Gift Box - 4 Item Feminist...

$27.00 CAD
$27.00 CAD
Birding Makes Me Orni Birdwatching Pun Motel Keychain

Birding Makes Me Orni Birdwatching Pun Motel Keychain

Birding Makes Me Orni Birdwatching Pun Motel Keychain

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Return to the Forest Motel Style Keychain 🍄 🌳 (NEW STYLE)

Return to the Forest Motel Style Keychain 🍄 🌳 (NEW STYLE)

Return to the Forest Motel Style Keychain 🍄...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Take It Easy Brass and Enamel Keychain | Hand Painted Design Key Ring Holder

Take It Easy Brass and Enamel Keychain | Hand Painted Design Key Ring Holder

Take It Easy Brass and Enamel Keychain |...

$21.00 CAD
$21.00 CAD
Maneki Neko Cute Cat Brass and Enamel Keychain | Good Luck Charm Key Ring Holder

Maneki Neko Cute Cat Brass and Enamel Keychain | Good Luck Charm Key Ring Holder

Maneki Neko Cute Cat Brass and Enamel Keychain...

$21.00 CAD
$21.00 CAD
Magic Mushroom Brass and Enamel Keychain | Enchanting Toadstool Fungi Key Ring Holder

Magic Mushroom Brass and Enamel Keychain | Enchanting Toadstool Fungi Key Ring Holder

Magic Mushroom Brass and Enamel Keychain | Enchanting...

$21.00 CAD
$21.00 CAD