Get Bullish Exclusives

Smash the patriarchy every day with our Get Bullish exclusives in pens, travel mugs, trophies, desk signs, pencil sets, and more. Slogans by our founder Jen D. 
GetBullish began in 2013 as an advice column by Jennifer Dziura about women, careers, and entrepreneurship. As the column gained fans around the world, it was followed by an annual conference, now in its sixth year – and a capsule collection of feminist-focused totes, mugs, and accessories.
As the brand grew, the product collection did as well, and Jennifer discovered that writing funny, trenchant slogans was at least as gratifying as writing articles. One night she printed a keychain with "We will dance on the graves of the patriarchy and drink the bitter tears of mediocre men" – and a little bit of history was made as thousands of women have snatched up those keychains and gifted them to friends.
Keys Out, Ready to Stab the Patriarchy Funny Feminist Motel Keychain in Black

Keys Out, Ready to Stab the Patriarchy Funny Feminist Motel Keychain in Black

Keys Out, Ready to Stab the Patriarchy Funny...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
The GetBullish 20 Day Money Reset Journal (PDF Instant Download)

The GetBullish 20 Day Money Reset Journal (PDF Instant Download)

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The GetBullish 20 Day Money Reset Journal (PDF...

$24.00 CAD
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I Normally Give Zero Fucks But I Give All the Fucks About Clean Hands Hand Sanitizer | 62% Alcohol Antibacterial

I Normally Give Zero Fucks But I Give All the Fucks About Clean Hands Hand Sanitizer | 62% Alcohol Antibacterial

I Normally Give Zero Fucks But I Give...

$5.00 CAD
$5.00 CAD $5.00 CAD
Design Your 2023 Downloadable Workbook (PDF Instant Download)

Design Your 2023 Downloadable Workbook (PDF Instant Download)

Design Your 2023 Downloadable Workbook (PDF Instant Download)

$6.00 CAD
$6.00 CAD
Out of Patience for Deeply Disappointing Men in Unmerited Positions of Authority Feminist Travel Mug in White

Out of Patience for Deeply Disappointing Men in Unmerited Positions of Authority Feminist Travel Mug in White

Out of Patience for Deeply Disappointing Men in...

$30.00 CAD
$30.00 CAD
Remember Your Fucking Keys Motel Keychain in Glitter Maroon

Remember Your Fucking Keys Motel Keychain in Glitter Maroon

Remember Your Fucking Keys Motel Keychain in Glitter...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Men Are Trash Don't @ Me Motel Keychain in Glitter Maroon

Men Are Trash Don't @ Me Motel Keychain in Glitter Maroon

Men Are Trash Don't @ Me Motel Keychain...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of Your Mom Keychain in Blue

I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of Your Mom Keychain in Blue

I Pledge Allegiance to the United States of...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD

Legal Pads + Art Prints

Drink Water Before You Murder Someone Keychain in Marble Mint

Drink Water Before You Murder Someone Keychain in Marble Mint

Drink Water Before You Murder Someone Keychain in...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Big Dog Energy Motel Style Keychain in Marble Green

Big Dog Energy Motel Style Keychain in Marble Green

Big Dog Energy Motel Style Keychain in Marble...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Pro-Choice Abortion Rights Pinback Button Set of 5 | Feminist Reproductive Rights Pin Badges

Pro-Choice Abortion Rights Pinback Button Set of 5 | Feminist Reproductive Rights Pin Badges

Pro-Choice Abortion Rights Pinback Button Set of 5...

$15.00 CAD
$15.00 CAD
Repeal the 2nd Amendment and Take Your Guns With You to Hell 1.25" Button

Repeal the 2nd Amendment and Take Your Guns With You to Hell 1.25" Button

Repeal the 2nd Amendment and Take Your Guns...

$4.00 CAD
$4.00 CAD

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There Is No Liberty Without Abortion 1.25" Snake Button with Flag

There Is No Liberty Without Abortion 1.25" Snake Button with Flag

There Is No Liberty Without Abortion 1.25" Snake...

$4.00 CAD
$4.00 CAD
Abortion is a Social Good 1.25" Pro-Choice Button

Abortion is a Social Good 1.25" Pro-Choice Button

Abortion is a Social Good 1.25" Pro-Choice Button

$4.00 CAD
$4.00 CAD
Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole 1.25" Kitten Button in Gingham

Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole 1.25" Kitten Button in Gingham

Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole...

$4.00 CAD
$4.00 CAD
Regulate Guns Not Uteruses 1.25" Button in Groovy Flower Motif

Regulate Guns Not Uteruses 1.25" Button in Groovy Flower Motif

Regulate Guns Not Uteruses 1.25" Button in Groovy...

$4.00 CAD
$4.00 CAD
Abortion is a Human Right 1.25" Button in Groovy Flower Design

Abortion is a Human Right 1.25" Button in Groovy Flower Design

Abortion is a Human Right 1.25" Button in...

$4.00 CAD
$4.00 CAD
Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole Kitten Keychain

Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole Kitten Keychain

Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

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There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

$7.00 CAD
$7.00 CAD $13.00 CAD
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Big Dick Energy Motel Style Keychain in Red

Big Dick Energy Motel Style Keychain in Red

Big Dick Energy Motel Style Keychain in Red

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Abortion is a Human Right Keychain in Groovy '70s Flower Print

Abortion is a Human Right Keychain in Groovy '70s Flower Print

Abortion is a Human Right Keychain in Groovy...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
If Lost, Return To Sexy Genius Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

If Lost, Return To Sexy Genius Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

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If Lost, Return To Sexy Genius Pen 🌹...

$3.00 CAD
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Pen For Sexy People Only Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

Pen For Sexy People Only Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

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Pen For Sexy People Only Pen 🌹 |...

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Click The Pen If You're Sexy Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

Click The Pen If You're Sexy Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

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Click The Pen If You're Sexy Pen 🌹...

$3.00 CAD
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