Get Bullish Exclusives

Smash the patriarchy every day with our Get Bullish exclusives in pens, travel mugs, trophies, desk signs, pencil sets, and more. Slogans by our founder Jen D. 
GetBullish began in 2013 as an advice column by Jennifer Dziura about women, careers, and entrepreneurship. As the column gained fans around the world, it was followed by an annual conference, now in its sixth year – and a capsule collection of feminist-focused totes, mugs, and accessories.
As the brand grew, the product collection did as well, and Jennifer discovered that writing funny, trenchant slogans was at least as gratifying as writing articles. One night she printed a keychain with "We will dance on the graves of the patriarchy and drink the bitter tears of mediocre men" – and a little bit of history was made as thousands of women have snatched up those keychains and gifted them to friends.
Regulate Guns Not Uteruses 1.25" Button in Groovy Flower Motif

Regulate Guns Not Uteruses 1.25" Button in Groovy Flower Motif

Regulate Guns Not Uteruses 1.25" Button in Groovy...

$4.00 CAD
$4.00 CAD
Abortion is a Human Right 1.25" Button in Groovy Flower Design

Abortion is a Human Right 1.25" Button in Groovy Flower Design

Abortion is a Human Right 1.25" Button in...

$4.00 CAD
$4.00 CAD
Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole Kitten Keychain

Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole Kitten Keychain

Keep Your Religion Out of Our Government, Asshole...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

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There is No Liberty Without Abortion Snake Keychain

$7.00 CAD
$7.00 CAD $13.00 CAD
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Big Dick Energy Motel Style Keychain in Red

Big Dick Energy Motel Style Keychain in Red

Big Dick Energy Motel Style Keychain in Red

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
Abortion is a Human Right Keychain in Groovy '70s Flower Print

Abortion is a Human Right Keychain in Groovy '70s Flower Print

Abortion is a Human Right Keychain in Groovy...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
If Lost, Return To Sexy Genius Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

If Lost, Return To Sexy Genius Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

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If Lost, Return To Sexy Genius Pen 🌹...

$3.00 CAD
$3.00 CAD $5.00 CAD
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Pen For Sexy People Only Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

Pen For Sexy People Only Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

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Pen For Sexy People Only Pen 🌹 |...

$3.00 CAD
$3.00 CAD $5.00 CAD
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Babies and Kids

Click The Pen If You're Sexy Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

Click The Pen If You're Sexy Pen 🌹 | Gel Click Pen in Olive Green

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Click The Pen If You're Sexy Pen 🌹...

$3.00 CAD
$3.00 CAD $5.00 CAD
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The Pen Of A Champion Pen 🏆 | Gel Click Pen in Caramel

The Pen Of A Champion Pen 🏆 | Gel Click Pen in Caramel

The Pen Of A Champion Pen 🏆 |...

$5.00 CAD
$5.00 CAD
Mastermind At Work Pen 🏆 | Gel Click Pen in Caramel

Mastermind At Work Pen 🏆 | Gel Click Pen in Caramel

Mastermind At Work Pen 🏆 | Gel Click...

$5.00 CAD
$5.00 CAD
Smash the Patriarchy Matte Black Pens Bulk Pack of 100

Smash the Patriarchy Matte Black Pens Bulk Pack of 100

Smash the Patriarchy Matte Black Pens Bulk Pack...

$96.00 CAD
$96.00 CAD

Jewelry

Anti-Procrastination Pen Set 💡 | Gel Click Pen Gift Set | 3 Pens in Navy

Anti-Procrastination Pen Set 💡 | Gel Click Pen Gift Set | 3 Pens in Navy

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Anti-Procrastination Pen Set 💡 | Gel Click Pen...

$11.00 CAD
$11.00 CAD $17.00 CAD
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Sexy People Pen Set 🌹 | Gel Click Pen Gift Set | 3 Pens in Olive Green

Sexy People Pen Set 🌹 | Gel Click Pen Gift Set | 3 Pens in Olive Green

Sexy People Pen Set 🌹 | Gel Click...

$17.00 CAD
$17.00 CAD
Mastermind Pen Set 🏆 | Gel Click Pen Gift Set | 3 Pens in Caramel

Mastermind Pen Set 🏆 | Gel Click Pen Gift Set | 3 Pens in Caramel

Mastermind Pen Set 🏆 | Gel Click Pen...

$17.00 CAD
$17.00 CAD
Strong Bisexual Energy Motel Style Keychain in Dark Blue Glitter

Strong Bisexual Energy Motel Style Keychain in Dark Blue Glitter

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Strong Bisexual Energy Motel Style Keychain in Dark...

$13.00 CAD
$13.00 CAD
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We Will Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy and Drink the Bitter Tears of Mediocre Men Feminist Travel Coffee Mug - New 20 Oz Style

We Will Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy and Drink the Bitter Tears of Mediocre Men Feminist Travel Coffee Mug - New 20 Oz Style

We Will Dance on the Graves of the...

$30.00 CAD
$30.00 CAD
UNFUCKWITHABLE Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Clear with Gold Leaf

UNFUCKWITHABLE Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Clear with Gold Leaf

UNFUCKWITHABLE Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Clear...

$17.00 CAD
$17.00 CAD
Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy Feminist Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Midnight Blue Glitter

Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy Feminist Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Midnight Blue Glitter

Dance on the Graves of the Patriarchy Feminist...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Hex the Patriarchy Feminist Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Purple Galaxy Glitter

Hex the Patriarchy Feminist Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Purple Galaxy Glitter

Hex the Patriarchy Feminist Motel Style Key Tag...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Beautiful and Annoyed Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Transparent Glitter

Beautiful and Annoyed Motel Style Key Tag Keychain in Transparent Glitter

Beautiful and Annoyed Motel Style Key Tag Keychain...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
Calm Your Tits Iridescent Motel Style Key Tag Keychain

Calm Your Tits Iridescent Motel Style Key Tag Keychain

Calm Your Tits Iridescent Motel Style Key Tag...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD
You Are So Valued It's Wild Refillable Pen in Forest Green and Silver | Employee Appreciation

You Are So Valued It's Wild Refillable Pen in Forest Green and Silver | Employee Appreciation

You Are So Valued It's Wild Refillable Pen...

$7.00 CAD
$7.00 CAD
Good Vibes Only? Are You Some Kind of Antidepressant Vibrator? Motel Style Keychain in Pink

Good Vibes Only? Are You Some Kind of Antidepressant Vibrator? Motel Style Keychain in Pink

Good Vibes Only? Are You Some Kind of...

$14.00 CAD
$14.00 CAD