Tiny Dancer Hand-Blown Glass Christmas Holiday Ornament | Naughty Funny Xmas Gift
Tiny Dancer Hand-Blown Glass Christmas Holiday Ornament | Naughty Funny Xmas Gift82 in stock
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Ho Ho Hollllllly Shit! Santa is doing his best Richard Simmons impersonation this year. He's a lover and a happy boy this year. You better watch out, cause he is NOT light on his feet.
Tiny Dancer:
- Is Involved In Community Theatre
- Is going to pull his groin but beauty is pain
- Talks about you in therapy. Yes you.
- Believes theatre will never die
- It's a body suit, not spanxx
- Just got his toes done
- He’s on ozempic
- Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
- Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
- Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7" tall and under one pound
- Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell
- Arrives separately
- Themes: dancing Santa, silly Christmas ornament, white elephant gift
We may make silly things, but we make sure they are done in the best way possible. Each ornament is hand blown (heh) glass and hand painted for perfection!
Give it as a hilarious gift, or hang it on your own tree and wait for people to notice!
By Cheeky Ornaments
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