Apparel | Unisex Shirts

Not all heroes wear capes — some wear graphic tees that say exactly what you’re thinking but with better fonts. Whether you’re rising up against capitalism (slowly, with snacks), herding dogs with a sense of mission, or just surviving yet another Monday Zoom call, the Unisex Shirts collection at GetBullish delivers the kind of wearable rebellion that goes with your favorite jeans and your least favorite meetings.

Take, for instance, the Team Night Owl Tee, which bravely states the obvious: early meetings are a crime against humanity. Or the Defy Capitalism, Live Slowly Tee, which feels like a much-needed out-of-office message you can wear while reclining. Whether you’re trying to start conversations or avoid them entirely, we’ve got the gear to help you do either — stylishly.

There’s also the Dog Parents Walk The Walk Tee, for those who know who really runs the show (hint: they have four legs and no concept of weekends). These tees don’t just make statements — they deliver entire personality profiles in breathable cotton. Want to be taken seriously at brunch without saying a word? Throw one on and order something with avocado.

You’ll find bold shirts that don’t play it safe, because neither do you — and even if you do, you should at least look like you don’t. Whether you’re gift shopping for a progressive cousin or replacing that one ratty shirt you swear is still good, this lineup has something with just enough snark to make a point without starting a whole argument (unless you want to, of course).

And when you’re done here, take a victory lap through All Apparel to browse everything from fierce tanks to unapologetic hoodies. GetBullish is more than just a store — it's a feminist brand and lifestyle shop for people who take up space on purpose. Read more about us here. We believe fashion should say something — preferably something smart, intersectional, and mildly sarcastic. Welcome to the shirts that get it.