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Don't Forget to Wipe Santa on the Toilet Hand-Blown Glass Christmas Holiday Ornament | Naughty Funny Xmas Gift

Don't Forget to Wipe Santa on the Toilet Hand-Blown Glass Christmas Holiday Ornament | Naughty Funny Xmas Gift
Regular price $ 25.00 USD
Regular price $ 25.00 USD Sale price $ 25.00 USD
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Saint Nick has been around for quite some time and let's just say he's a little jaded.  I wish he would take things a little more serious, but Mrs. Claus says he's been in the eggnog again, and well, he's lactose intolerant.

Shitty Saint Nick:

  • WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR
  • "Dropping the elves off at the pool," so they say 
  • Composing the naughty list
Details:
  • Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
  • Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
  • Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7" tall and under one pound
  • Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell
  • Arrives separately
  • Themes: toilet humor, gag gift, prank gift, rude Christmas ornament, naughty Christmas gift, white elephant gift

We may make silly things, but we make sure they are done in the best way possible. Each ornament is hand blown (heh) glass and hand painted for perfection!

Give it as a hilarious gift, or hang it on your own tree and wait for people to notice!

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