I'd Like A Dirty Martini Please Greeting Card | Masculine Card, Blank Inside
I'd Like A Dirty Martini Please Greeting Card | Masculine Card, Blank Inside
Listen to this Mid-Century Modern man and grab yourself a martini as a balm against a harsh world.
Card reads:
"Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart." - Dostoevsky
"I'd like a dirty martini please." - Anonymous
Details:
- Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
- INSIDE: Blank
- PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
- PRINTING: 4 Color Offset
- ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.
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