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You Look Like A Million Bucks Birthday Greeting Card

You Look Like A Million Bucks Birthday Greeting Card

Regular price $ 5.95 USD
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Card reads: "Happy Birthday! You Might Be Getting Older But...You Look Like A Million Bucks And That's All That Counts In This Dirty Stinking World"

  • Size A2 (4.25 x 5.5 inches)
  • INSIDE: Blank
  • PAPER: Premium 100lb. Creme Colored Goodness
  • PRINTING: 4 Color Offset
  • ENVELOPE: Copper Metallic 80lb.

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