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You Know What's Good About Being Old? Not A Goddamn Motherfucking Thing Except The Cursing The Cursing's Good Rectangular Magnet

  • $ 5.25



Rectangular magnet reads: "YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT BEING OLD? NOT A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING THING. EXCEPT THE CURSING. THE CURSING'S GOOD".

Well, fuck.

Life sucks. We all know that. So what do we have left to cherish? Why, an attitude to spit in the face of adversity and a fabulous sense of humor! Presenting You Know What's Good About Being Old? Not A Goddamn Motherfucking Thing Magnet. Let other people adorn their fridge with lesser magnets while you boost your immune system with some jocularity.

So let's put on our cowgirl hats and complain about back pain.

Size: 2" x 3"

By Ephemera


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