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Welcome To Middle Age Female Greeting Card

Welcome To Middle Age Female Greeting Card

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Say hello to middle age with this funny greeting card. Show someone you care with this vintage design featuring a smiling female ready to tackle her golden years!

Perfect for a light-hearted reminder that with age comes experience and wisdom.

Card reads: "Welcome to the middle age. Everyone is annoying and you'll need to wee a lot."


  • 7″ x 5″
  • Packed in a cellobag with envelope
  • Printed and Manufactured in the UK
  • Blank inside

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