{"product_id":"the-worst-card-ever-greeting-card","title":"The Worst Card Ever Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card | 5\" x 7\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eLooking for a funny birthday card that will make your loved one laugh out loud? The Worst Card Ever Greeting Card is sure to do the trick with its offensive yet hilarious design. Crafted from high-quality card stock and printed in Colorado, USA, this 5\" x 7\" card is perfect for showing your love with a lot of sarcasm.\n\nWith witty text on the front and a blank inside for your personal message, this card is ideal for giving to a friend, family member, or significant other on their special day. Complete with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper, this funny and sarcastic card from Sleazy Greetings is a unique way to bring a smile to someone's face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is likely the worst, most offensive card ever to be created. It's perfect as it is horrible. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation with a lot sarcasm for your friend, family member, or significant other.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWhether it's for a friend, husband or sibling, this funny and sarcastic card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWitty text on the front\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInside left blank for your personal message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eColorado,\u003c\/span\u003e USA on paper matte stock\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ehigh-quality card stock and matte finish\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA7 size (5\" x 7\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eBy Sleazy Greetings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44429552550136,"sku":"SLEAZY-SG000638","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/2421\/files\/The-Worst-Card-Ever-Greeting-Card-Funny-Birthday-Card-5-x-7.jpg?v=1759275837","url":"https:\/\/shop.getbullish.com\/products\/the-worst-card-ever-greeting-card","provider":"The Bullish Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}