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Shitting Glitter Magical Unicorn Lavatory Mist in Lavender and Basil Scent

  • $ 12.99

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy. But unicorns? They eat glitter. And, I don't think I need to tell you what happens next. Scented with lavender and basil.

This is a lavatory spray (what the uncultured might call "air freshener") that will look hilarious on the back of your toilet tank.

Spray this air freshener before and after you do your #2. Maybe during. We don't know your life.

5.3 fl. oz./156 ml

Cannot be shipped internationally.

By BlueQ


All items ship from Brooklyn, NY! Our current fulfillment time is 1-2 business days

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and you can expect your U.S. order in 1 to 1.5 weeks (Express shipping and int'l shipping to most countries also available). We are a woman-owned and LGBT+ friendly company. You can read more about us here and contact us anytime via the chat box at bottom or our help site here. And if you hit this page first, why not check out our newest and coolest stuff on the front page too? Happy shopping!

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